The Check-up from the Black Lagoon

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1: Today I am not going to school.

2: I need to go to the doctor for my bi-annual check up. And this is not my regular doctor.

3: He is not here today so a new doctor is going to do it.

4: His name is Doctor Jigsaw. I hear that he has metal claws for hands.

5: They say a kid went there with a cold, so Doctor Jigsaw blasted him with a flamethrower. I hear he had a cold for the rest of his life.

6: And I here he tests your reflexes with a sledgehammer.

7: I wonder if my allowance is enough to buy a wheelchair.

8: I also here that the term "stuffed nose" is when he sneaks into your house and shoves a teddy bear up your nose.

9: Which is weird because I can't seem to find Mr.Miggits

10: I think my mom is dressing me for my funeral, because she is making me wear clothes that I normally wouldn't touch!

11: Uh-oh! We are near his office. I can hear the pain-filled screams of young children as we drive along.