The New Teacher From the Black Lagoon

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BC: This book was writin by Zane and Tomi please do not copy this book. Thank You for reading. | We got the picture on page three from 123rd.com

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1: Mrs.Green got a new job at a new school. So were getting a new teacher, Mrs.T.Rex.

2: James says that she is so old it looks like someone wrinkled her into a ball and threw her in a wastebasket.

3: Emily says, "When she says your going to get paddled, She really means she's gonna turn you into a ping pong ball and play with her wrestler neighbor who could break a ping pong ball like a toothpick.

4: The Police just found her and made her a teacher.

5: Arnold says "She uses corporal punishment because she's been crinkled up at the dump since 1724!"

6: Joe says, "She walks around with a hunched spine, pointy teeth, and minute arms".

7: Harmony says, "Her breath smells raw meaty freash".

8: Colby says, "She dresses like shes from 14th century England".

9: OH NO! She's coming through the door! I think I'm sick! Can I go home?

10: "Hello class, my name is Mrs.Trecks!"

11: "....who wants to play ping pong?"