BC: Who will win the boxing match? Hobbes or Locke? Read the book and find out! This is for Mrs. Cabe's 2nd period class.
FC: Hobbes vs Locke
1: Author:Aaron D. Paris
2: This dispute been going on all over England, Thomas Hobbes, and John Locke been arguing over one thing:should people have a strong king, or some independance? "I say the people should have a strong king!" yelled Hobbes. "No way, people should have some natural rights, and liberty!" locke.
3: And now, they start fighting. In the end,they didn't win the fight yet,they continue this endless argument.
4: "The stupid people are going to realize that they need a king!" yelled Hobbes. "Oh yeah?!" screamed Locke. "They are going to realize that they don't need a king, they need to have some rights in this crummy dummy town" said Locke.
5: "How about a boxing match, A week from now?" said Hobbes. "Live at the London Salon?" "I accept!" said Locke. "wait, what's the rules?" "Loser admits that the winner is right." said Hobbes.
6: In London, the word is spreading, there is going to be a boxing match between Hobbes and John Locke. The newspaper guy was spreading the word. "Extra, Extra , read all about it,boxing match within 1 week:Hobbes vs Locke,
7: live at the London Salon!'' said the newspaper guy. "Tickets are $3.50 each!" It is going to be a HUGE one!! 3 days later, the 2 men passed each other and made some nasty remarks and gestures. "BAWK, BAWK, BAWK, are you chicken?" said Hobbes. "Loser!" yelled Locke as he made his hand into an L-shape and placed it on his forehead.
8: I think they are acting like total babies, they should stop fighting and make up, the boxing match begins in 3hrs and 20 min. And now, the match is here.
9: The band is playing intro music, and the crowd is going nuts. "Good evening London!" yelled the announcer. "Who will win the Best Philosopher belt?!"
10: " In this corner here, weighing at 273 pounds, he is a king fool, Thomas R. Hobbes!!" yells the announcer. "BOOOOO!!!" goes the crowd. "And in this corner, weighing at 235 pounds, he is all about freedom, ladies and gentlemen, John N. Locke!!" "YAAAAAAY!!!" yells the crowd
11: And now, here comes the referee. "All right, I want a good clean fight. No hitting below the belt, let the match begin!" yells the referee.
12: (DING!) goes the bell, and the match begins. "Show me what you got punk!" yells Hobbes. "With pleasure!" yelled Locke, and the fight begins. Hobbes throws the first attack. (THWACK!) "HA HA, whose big now?" says Hobbes. "Oh yeah?" says Locke. (POW!) Locke hit right back! "So that how it is going to be?" said Hobbes. "Well, two can play that game!"
13: The fight kept going on and on for probably 2hrs and then, the 2nd round started. "ROUND 2!" yelled the referee.
14: (DING!) goes the bell. They ready their attacks. Here comes the end. Hobbes tried to throw an uppercut however, Locke blocked it and finished him with an all-out super punch! (BAM!) right in the kisser. His teeth got knocked out and the referee counted "1
15: 2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10!" yelled the referee. (DING, DING, DING!) "And the winner is...John Locke!
16: The crowd cheers on! "Come on,say it." said Locke with a smile. "You were right" cried Hobbes.
17: WINNER! | LOSER!
18: And so, the battle ends and every body praises him. THE END!
19: This story took place in London about 273 years ago and the boxing match, I wanted the boxing match. What do you think of the story? Is it good , great, lame, or boring? You decide!