1: The Kingdom of Caladria King Charles II
2: Rules | 1. No Killing unless in time of war 2. The law of an eye for an eye shall be in effect. 3. All life is to be cherished 4. Free food on every 3rd Tuesday on every other month. 5. Anyone that thinks Dodge is better than Chevy or Ford is to be slain immediatley. 6. The official language is English 7. The official religion is Roman Catholic 8. Until others laws are thought of this will remain in place to make sure that other laws can be added.
3: Bill of Rights | 1. You do not have the right to a new car, big screen TV, or any form of wealth. More power to you if you can legally acquire them, but no one is guaranteeing anything. 2. You do not have the right to never be offended. This country is based on freedom, and that means freedom for everyone, not just you! YOu may leave the room, turn the channel, express a different opinion ect. but the world is full of idiots and always will be. 3. You do not have the right to be free from harm. If you stick a screwdriver in your eye, learn to be more careful. Do not expect the tool manufacturer to make you and all your relatives independently wealthy. 4. You do not have the right to free food and housing. We are the most charitable people to be found, and will gladly help anyone in need bet we are quickly growing weary of subsidizing generations of professional couch potatoes who achieve nothing more than the creation of another generation of professional couch potatoes. 5. You do not have the right to free health care. That would be nice but from the looks of public housing, we're just not interested in government run health care. 6. You do not have the right to physically harm people. If you kidnap, rape, intentionally maim or kill someone, don't be surprise if the rest of us want to see you fry in the electric char.
4: 7. You do not have the right to the possessions of others. If you rob, cheat or coerce away the goods or services of other citizens, don't be surprised if the rest of us get together and lock you away in a place where you still wont have the right to a big screen TV or a life of leisure. 8. You do not have the right to a job. All of us sure want all of you to have on and will gladly help you in hard times, but we expect you to take advantage of the opportunities of education and vocational training laid before you to make yourself useful. 9. You do not have the right to happiness. Being a citizen of Caladria means that you have the right to pursue happiness. Which by the way, is a lot easier if you are unencumbered by an over abundance of idiotic laws created by those of you who were confused by the bill of rights. | Bill of Rights Cont.
5: Government Officials | Charles Joseph Anthony Allen - King Marcus David Lewis II - Commander of the Air Forces Jonathon Gray - Royal Food Tester Jared Evans - Commander of the Army
6: Except the King is more equal than all of you so get over it!
8: Inhabitants have the choice of what they want to do after they become a full citizen by acquiring at least 3 years of military service.
9: The special service force of our military is the SSS, or the Soviet Squirrel Service.