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Charli Jepson is the Coolest Gal I Know!

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1: WE FUCKING LOVE THIS PANTO........OH MAN PANTO SEASON IS OVER SOON WHAT THE FUCK DO WE DO THEN......CLAIRE SUGGESTED SHAKESPEARE....I SUGGESTED THAT SHE WAS SMACKED OUT OF HER TITS FOR EVEN THINKIN IT!!!!!! | YES....WE GOT CROWNS AND WANDS....WHAT????? ARE U FUCKING STARTING IM A PANTOHOLIC JUST DEAL WI IT IM NOT HURTING ANYONE!!!!! | SINGING IN THE WANDS...WELL ITS BETTER THAN A BRUSH | CLAIRE MOVING IN FOR A KISS

2: adonia much happier we are not sat on the back row this time whoo hoo (err cheers adam) x

4: WORKS DO TAKIN ADVANTAGE OF DANIELLE THE SLAG ID FUCKING LOVING IT | AT THIS POINT I WAS THINKING AM I DOING THE RIGHT THING GOING TO KFC IN ME NIGHTY BUT THEN I JUST TOOK SHIT LOADS OF SMACK AND I FELT RIGHT AS RAIN AGAIN | A CLOSE UP OF THE DELUX PRESENT TO BE FAIR WE WERE WELL FUCKNG SKINT AND FANCY OURSELVES THAT MUCH THAT WE FIGURED CLAIRE WOULD WANNA LOOK AT US ALL THE EFFING TIME AND IN ALL FAIRNESS THE BITCH PROBABLY PLAYS WI HERSELF LOOKING AT THIS SHIT BUT SURELY THAT JUST MAKES US PROPER TOP MATES!!!!

5: THEY WERE TAKIN EFFING AGES WI MY FOOD..... CHARLI=FAT=HUNGRY=EAT WHATEVER I CAN!!!! | FEELING LIKE A TWAT BUT BRINGING SMILES TO THE KFC STAFF WE MADE THERE FUCKING DAY PLUS MY NIGHTY WAS SO SHORT YA COULD SEE ME GASH!!!!

7: WORDS FAIL ME AT HOW FIT WE LOOK!!!! | FUCK OFF I AM SEXY AS FUCK AND UR ALL HATERS....RECOGNISE!!!! WOW I FELT LIKE AN AMERICAN ON JERRY SPRINGER FOR THE WHOLE OF 10 SECONDS THEN!!! | JUST AFTER THE PRESTON PANTO THIS IS NOT FATTY CHIPS FROM MACCY DEES ITS JUST A VERY THIN CARROT!!!!! | CLAIRE HITTIN ON ME AS PER FUCKING USUAL...IM SICK OF IT AND THEN SHE ALWAYS TRIES TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE ITS ME!!!!!!

8: the pricks i were out with kept telling me i had stuff on my face?????? WHATEVER!!!! X | FUCK OFF YES WE ARE SEXY AND DAMN YOU LOT FOR THINKING OTHERWISE!!!!!

9: me rushed off my fucking feet!!!! actually that was my only brew of the day... | IM HEADBUTTING MIRZA HERE COZ HE WOULDNT SHUT UP ABOUT ME HAVING STUFF ON MY FACE N I JUST KNEW DEEP DOWN HE WAS LYING SO I HAD NO OPTION......I CANT PUT THE PIC UP OF ME STABBING HIM AND CHOPPING HIM UP OR I'LL GET IN WELL LOADSA TROUBLE!!!!

10: IT DONT GET MUCH BETTER.................GOD ID BE A FUCKING UGLY BALD WOMAN!!!!! | me looking fit!!!!! no actually thats real illness in my face i have to work wi that skank and her lepper hands!!! | KISSING MY BITCH...IM NOT BEING FUNNY DANIELLE BUT IVE GOT REAL LOVE IN MY EYES IN THIS SHOT AND U LOOK LIKE A DEER CAUGHT IN THE HEADLIGHTS,,,, I AINT FEELING THE LOVE DUDE!!!!!! | ME ON MY VERY OWN XMAS CARD EFFING BRILLIANT XXXX

11: LOOKING GOOD!!! | OH MY GOD O LOOK LIKE A RIGHT SWEATY BETTY HEHEHEH

12: They are just teasing me !!! | Charli taking pictures of herself

13: Its just a pair of shoes !!!

14: me and nome out and about in the town centre after we had just made claires birthday present we are the best friends in the world she is gonna love us..... and for the record claire nome suggested a dildo.....i came up wi the idea for ya present and nome was so impressed by it that i thought the dude was gonna piss himself!!!

15: THE DAY I WON TIMS WIFE...A SHORT STORY........ IT WAS A COLD WINDERY DAY WEN TIM NICE BUT DIM SUGGESTED IF I FOUND HIM A NEW FRIEND THEN I CHARLI JEPSON WOULD BE ABLE TO TAKE A PICK OUTTA ALL HIS MATES.....WATTA A CRAZY FOOL TIM-"SO LIKE IF YA FIND ME A MATE LIKE I WILL GIVE YA ONE OV MINE IZIT!!!(tim talks like a twat by the way) CHARLI-OK TIM NICE BUT DIM YOUR ON OH I KNOW WHAT ABOUT DAVE U CAN HAVE HIM TIM-OK COOL CHARLI-NOW GIVE ME YOUR WIFE CUNT!!! TIM-WHAT???? NO!!!! SHES MY WIFE MY SOUL MATE MY WORLD CHARLI-OH FOR FUCK SAKE SPARE ME WILL YOU GOD IN HEAVEN IM GONNA SPEW HERE.........NOW WERE THE FUCK IS YOUR WIFE DUDE???? charli kicks tim in the shins....hard!!! TIM-OW THAT WELL HURT IZIT!!! NO U CANT HAVE HER SHE MINE I LO..... CHARLI-I SWEAR TO GOOD FUCK TIM IF U SO MUCH AS SAY U LOVE THAT BITCH ONE MORE TIME IM LIKELY TO SMASH THE SHIT OUTTA YA NOW GO AND GET HER tim shouts for alison who is baking cookies in the kitchen ALISON-WHAT IS IT MY IKKLE TIMMY WIM charli kicks tim again just for having such a shit pet name off his other half ALISON-WOAH WHY U KICKING HIM CHARLI-SHUT UP WOMAN YOUR COMING WITH ME NOW GO AND GET YOUR BAGS ALISON-NO IM NOT U FAT WHORE IM TIMS WIFE tim interupts alison TIM-ALLYWALLY DONT SHE HIS HARD AS FOOK AND HAS THE WALK OF TEN MEN!!!!! tim starts to breath heavy and collapses on the floor charli spits on him....because she can!!! ALISON-REALLY TEN MEN?? TIM-YES DEAR alison steps back ALISON-YA KNOW I DIDNT MEAN FAT RIGHT I MEANT BIG BONED CHARLI-YEAH YEAH YEAH SHUT UP WHORE AND GO AND GET YOUR THINGS UR COMING TO LIVE IN MY CUPBOARD AND IM GONNA DRESS U IN PINK!" tim starts to gag uncontrolably CHARLI-TIM AM GONNA TWAT YA DUDE YOUR MAKING THIS HARDER THAN IT NEEDS TO BE!!! TIM-BUT I DONT WANNA GIVE U MY WIFE IZIT LIKE CHARLI-WHATS YA POINT TIM-I WANNA KEEP HER CHARLI-NO!!! TIM-OK ALISON-OK?????? ARE U ON SMACK TIM I CANT LIVE IN A CUPBORED TIM-U HAVE TO IZIT ALISON-BUT... charli wonders into the livingroom finding tims guitar nestling in the corner without warning she smashes the object over tims unprotected weak feeble body and breaks every bone in his body......alison screams but cant help being slightly impressed by the shear brilliance of charlis fighting technique.... CHARLI-COME ON BITCH YOUR MY WIFE NOW with that charli grabs alison by the throat (as seen in the pic above) and buddles her into a waiting taxi......

16: i look like one of those things wi bendy arms hehehehe | me and adonia the reason i laugh everyday

17: me and donna gettin ready for our nite out while the 2 guys from last nite are still chained to the bed!!! Charli wonders were the handcuff keys are...................... charli-"DONNA WERE THE FUCK ARE THE KEYS??" donna-"DUDE I DONT FUCKING KNOW!!!!...... WERE U NOT DOING SOME WEIRD SEXUAL THING WI THEM LAST NITE GO CHECK YA FANNY!!" charli-"OH YEAH....OK I'LL GO CHECK NOW!!" brad-GIRLS?? PLEASE LET US GO LASST NITE U BOTH LOOKED HOT BUT TODAY IN THE COLD HARSH LIGHT OF REALITY...WELL.U BOTH LOOK..... charli-WOAH SWEET CHILD O MINE HES GONNA INSULTS US DEE QUICK THROW SOMMET AT HIM!!!! donna throws a sock... charli-A SOCK??? A MOTHER FUCKING SOCK??? THROW SOMETHIN HARD brad-JUST LET US GO MAN UR CRAZY WE DID WHAT U ASKED LAST NITE charli-OH DO BE QUIET U PUSSY IM TRYING TO FIND THE KEY BUT FEAR THEY MAY BE UP MY FANNY N I NEED TO FINISH MY MAKE UP SO HOW ABOUT A NICE BIG CUP OF SHUT THE FUCK UP doug is sick with fear donna-ERR CHARLI HUN THIS DUDE HERE AS JUST SPUDE ON THE FLOOR charli-KICK HIM...NO THROW A SHOE AT HIM donna lobs a shoe at doug but the black patent stiletto misses and smacks brad in the face brad-WHAT IS WRONG WITH U 2 UR EVIL charli-YEAH YEAH YEAH LOOK WE DONT WANT YA HERE BUT THERE A WEE PROBLEM WI THE KEY SO BE QUIET....DONNA STUFF SOCKS IN THERE MOUTHS AND SWITCH THE MUSIC UP I SWAER THEY'RE BRINGGING ON A MIGRANE donna-DUDE DOUG HAS BEEN SICK ON THE SOCKS charli-OH COME ON LETS JUST GO WE CAN USE THEM LATER IF THE EURO BAR DOESNT HAVE ANY HOTTIES the girls leave to a chorus of cries and OH NO'S from the chained boys!!!!!! | me

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