S: Looney Lane
BC: The Looniest Class of 2010
FC: Looney Lane By Mrs. Guzzo's Class
1: To Elizabeth Emma: For introducing us to Silly Street by Jeff Foxworthy, which was our inspiration for this book. Your hard work and dedication to our class will not be forgotten.
3: This Way to Looney Lane Sometimes you’re happy, Sometimes you’re sad, Sometimes you’re crazy, And sometimes you’re mad. But when you are looney, You know where to go LOONEY LANE! It has spectacular shows. You can bounce on mushrooms, and buy tie together shoes, Just don’t pet the lions, In the petting zoo. You can shop on the lane For the most fashionable clothes They even have shirts You can wear on your nose You can try to ride, A life size flying car, Just don’t push eject, Or you’ll be flying to Mars But when you are looney, You know where to go LOONEY LANE! It has spectacular shows. By: Akash Samad and Santiago Urrutia-Soto
5: Wacky Wally’s Woods If you’re feeling wacky, And a bit happy, Then Wacky Woods is the place for you. There are so many things, That you can do. There are wacky laughing trees, And cherry flavored bees. Eat the lollipop flower. It fills you with power. The animal shaped leaves, That you can eat if you just say, ”Please!” There’s a mushroom you can bounce on. Bounce two times and you’ll be gone. You’ll fly up to the sky, And we will say, “Good-bye!” There’s a chocolate flavored pool. That people think is cool. Come tomorrow and you will see, Just how happy you can be. By Alexandra Espinosa and Say Sanchez
7: Crazy Cartoon Café If you are hungry And want some loopy food, Come to our café And we won’t be rude. Have some lizard lasagna, Or even rat ravioli, Don’t worry, It’s not even moldy! On your birthday, A pie is smacked in your face. By a cartoon character With lots of grace! Small Looney Toon servers Love to jump and play. But they will not do that Until they get their pay. Plates are flying From table to table. In between baby looney tunes Are playing with their dreidels. There are traps over here, Traps over there. Watch where you step, Or you will be flying in the air! Now you know about The Crazy Cartoon Café. We hope to see you Each and every day! By Maanasa Chitti and Breana Olivera
9: If you want something big, You can get the elephant ears. You can also buy the tickling socks, Not like the kind you get at Sears. If you want something nasty, Buy some blister bubble gum. Get self erasing paper, It will really strike you dumb. If you want something gruesome, Buy the popping pimples. We have electric Frisbees, They’ll really show your dimples. Last but not least, We have some firefly fireworks. If you have any questions Just ask the clerks. By: Jeremy Francis, Matthew Renna, and Max Ziluck | Jerry’s Joke Shop There is a joke shop, That’s so much fun. If you come in with nothing, You’ll come out with a ton. You’ll find a non-stop alarm clock. Now that’s something to see. If you want something to drink, Buy some explosive tea. You may buy a pair, Of tie together shoes. Do you wonder why we sell, A telephone that moos? If you look high on the shelves, You’ll find some vanishing powder. The supersonic whoopee cushion Will really make things louder. If you want something secret, Buy our invisible spray. If you buy the rubber chicken gun, You’ll be laughing all the way.
11: Isabella’s Ice Cream Island There’s ice cream of every flavor, Come on down and do us a favor. Your face will be lit, When you see the ice cream pit, Trust me, you’ll never want to quit. Ice cream pit, ice cream pit, Flavors all around, Don’t worry, you will not drown. The island is surprisingly warm, We don’t know why, That’s how it was formed. Mint, cherries, berries, and more, There’s even an ice cream tree, growing from the floor. Ice cream here, ice cream there, Ice cream, ice cream, EVERYWHERE! By: Fatime Bajramovic and Chloe Oshanani
13: Daffy’s Daily Day Care Come right in To Daffy’s Day Care. There is not A moment to spare. We have monkeys, giraffes, And kangaroos. We even have three Petting zoos. We can take a trip to the moon, But not too soon. We have much more to do, Like going to the White House or Peru. Lunchtime here will make you drool, In our one of a kind Cupcake pool! You can eat on a swamp of yummy icing, While floating in a cupcake liner, Isn’t that enticing? Next, is recess in our jungle gym zoo. Take a ride on a zebra, And jump with a kangaroo. We have fun here and there, Why does the day have to end? There is no sorrow, You can come back tomorrow, And have some more fun with your friends. By Joseph Goiricelaya and Brianna Rinaldi
15: When you enter the room, You will see a dancing floor. You will have so much fun, And trust me there is much more. If you want to have some fun, Come to the fashion show. The designer will make, The models glow. If you need help, You can ask the clerk. You can look around, To make it work. If you need some styling advice, You just need to dial. Just take out your cell phone, And call 1-800-STYLE. COME TO FIONA’S FABULOUS FASHIONS!!! By Rianna Baker and Christina Baviello | Fiona’s Fabulous Fashions!!! When you come to Our store grounds, There will be clothes Making sounds. We have coupons, We can ship by mail Through snow and rain But it usually fails. You can buy clothes, The outfit you choose. Just grab what you want We promise you won’t lose. The manager named Kyle Who wears flip flops with his tux, Has no sense of style. Buy his look for $17.00 bucks
17: Tim’s Tremendous Toys If you’re looking for a toy store, There is one that can’t be beat. It’s called Tim’s Tremendous Toys, And it’s just down the street. There are toys that are life size, Or even bigger. All the friendly robots Turn on with just a trigger. So if you’re looking for some Legos, Or a doll for dress up, too, Then this is a toy store, Made just for you ! By: Kevin Guzman and Gordon Ward
19: House of Hamsters Welcome to the House of Hamsters Where we only sell reptiles. We have many species here That are sure to make you smile. We have purple iguanas, Blue anoles, Green bearded dragons, And none that are sold! We have rainbow chameleons, And one that’s albino. We think he’s so awesome, We named him Rhino. Crickets, worms, And dancing mice, Everything your reptile Will think is nice. So come on down to our store, We’ve got cages, snakes, turtles, And more By: Robbie Mele and Steven Saunders
21: Goodnight Looney Lane Tired and sore, Barley awake, Drift off too sleep, For your parent’s sake. The day is done. No more fun. When you awake, You feel brighter, Than the sun. By: Catherine Bonsignore and Gillian Dias