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S: Dear Mommy...

FC: Dear Mommy...

1: I am sorry the mornings were rough...

3: Some days, Daddy made us two scrambled eggs, one slice of whole-wheat toast with butter, three spoon fools of applesauce, a few sliced strawberries, and two slices of cucumber with no skins. It was yummy...

5: But some days we didn’t like the two scrambled eggs, one slice of whole-wheat toast with butter, three spoon fools of applesauce, a few sliced strawberries, and two slices of cucumber with no skins. It was not fun...

7: Some days, Daddy made us a small strawberry yogurt with granola, a few spoonfuls of applesauce, a couple of concord grapes, and some hot tea. It was yummy...

9: But some days we didn’t like the small strawberry yogurt with granola, a few spoonfuls of applesauce, a couple of concord grapes, and some hot tea. So we lost another pound...

11: Some days, Daddy made us a small bowl of cinnamon gluten free Chex with no milk, and a fizzy drink of ginger ale, cranberry juice, and pineapple juice. It was yummy...

13: But some days we didn’t like the small bowl of cinnamon gluten free checks with no milk and a fizzy drink of ginger ale, cranberry juice, and pineapple juice. So Dakota got lucky...

14: Dear Mommy...

15: I know you tried everything...

16: Drinks like Ginger Ale and Vitamin Water...

17: Foods like WeatThins, Apricots, and JollyRanchers...

18: Prescriptions like B-Natal Lozenges and Ondanestron which would have costed $1,027 if we didn't have insurance...

19: Vitamins like One-A-Day Kid’s JollyRancher Sour Gummies, Flintstones Complete, and Pepcid Complete...

20: Preggie Pops!

21: We can't forget Sea Bands!

22: Dear Mommy...

23: Sorry about the evenings...

24: Some evenings we would all take a walk...

25: but we had to spit alot...

26: Some evenings we would play our favorite video game, Baldur's Gate Dark Alliance...

27: but there was alot of pausing...

28: Some evenings we would play our favorite board game, Settlers of Catan...

29: good thing there was a kitchen sink near by...

30: Some evenings, we would go to bed early and Daddy would rub Palmer's Cocoa Butter on your belly...

31: Oh, it always helped!

32: Dear Mommy, I know I have made things difficult, but I promise come April....

33: Daddy will have to make a new book involving...

35: p.s.

36: Mommy, don’t worry...

37: I will personally tell Dr. Crasnof my self that if, that if she ever thinks of prescribing...

38: Progesterone...

39: she will have to answer to me!

40: Merry Christmas 2009

41: See you soon...

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