BC: THE END
FC: The Night Before Christmas
1: Twas the night before Christmas, When all through the house All the creatures were snoring, including the mouse The stockings were hung by the chimney with care. in hopes that St.Nick would soon be there
2: The children were freezing all cold in their beds While visions of working heater danced in their heads And mom in her cap and i in my kerchief Had just passed out for a long winters nap
3: When out of the lawn there rose such a clatter I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter Away to the window i ran like a dash ripped the shutters and threw the sash
4: The moon on the breast of the new fallen snow Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below When, what should appear in the sky But a miniature sleigh and eight tiny reindeer
5: With a big fat driver, so slow and drunk I knew in a moment it must be St.Nick More rapid than eagles his courses they came and he burped and farted and called them by name
6: Now dasher! Now Dancer! Now Prancer and Vixen On Comet! On Stupid! On dumber and Blitzen! To the top of the porch To the top of the wall Now dash away dash away ALL!!!
7: AS dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly When they meet with an obsticle, mount to the sky so up tot he house-top the courses they flew With the sleigh full of toys, and St.Nick too.
8: And then in a twinkling, i heard on the roof The crashing and smashing of each reindeer as i drew my head, and was turning around, in through the door , came St. Nick
9: He was dressed all in fur, From his head to his foot And his clothes were tarnished with soot A fat sack of toys he had thrown the wall. He had looked like peddler opening his sack.
10: His eyes how they twinkled, his zits so merry His cheeks were like roses his nose like a berry His big old mouth was drawn up like a bow And the beard of his chin was as white as snow.
11: The stick of a cigarate he held tight in his mouth And the smoke circled his head like a wreath He had a broad face and beer belly. That shook when he laughed like a bowl of jelly
12: He was fat and chubby like a fat old elf And I laughed when I saw him, in-spite of myself A wink of his eye and a turn of hisSoon gave me know i had nothing to dread
13: He Farted not a stink but went straight to his work And filled the stockings, then turned with a jerk And stuck his finger, right up his nose and giving a fart up the chimney he rose
14: He bounced to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle And away they flew like the down of a thistle But i heard him exlaim, "ere he drove out of sight, Happy christmas to all and to all a Good-Night!