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FC: Brittany's graduation party in these suckers. | May 24, 2011

1: RV drive to the lake with 20 kids.

2: "I will give you no mothers milk. I am not your mother." Cory tells Cooper.

3: Today I don’t feel like doing anything I just wanna lay in my bed Don’t feel like picking up my phone So leave a message at the tone 'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything No, I ain't gonna comb my hair 'Cause I ain't going anywhere No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, oh I'll just strut in my birthday suit And let everything hang loose Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah-eah Oh Today I don’t feel like doing anything I just wanna lay in my bed Don’t feel like picking up my phone So leave a message at the tone 'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything

4: Brit's grandpa was a CRAZY driver. Very much like Pappaw. When Connor went into the bathroom, he started going all over the road, throwing everyone into the floor (and Connor into the walls). In the back of the RV, the guys were getting a little crazy. Jacob came back there and said, "I feel like I'm in a frat party bus!"

5: There's a fire starting in my heart Reaching a fever pitch, and it's bringing me out the dark Finally I can see you crystal clear Go ahead and sell me out and I'll lay your ship there See how I'll leave with every piece of you Don't underestimate the things that I will do There's a fire starting in my heart Reaching a fever pitch And it's bringing me out the dark The scars of your love remind me of us They keep me thinking that we almost had it all The scars of your love, they leave me breathless I can't help feeling We could have had it all Rolling in the deep (Tears are gonna fall, rolling in the deep) You had my heart inside of your hand (You're gonna wish you never had met me) And you played it to the beat (Tears are gonna fall, rolling in the deep)

8: At the beginning of the boat trip, with all 19 of us in the boat, it got top-heavy and started to fill with water. We settled down, but it did it again a few minutes later. Grandpa Sanders turned around and let off some of the kids out. We went around and jumped off rocks until we went to go eat, then the second group went out.

9: When we got back to the RV, Ryan checks his phone and sees I had been Tweeting on the boat. He Tweets, "@Emeralda is a dedicated tweetist." I replied and said, "Yeah, the boat was going down and I was Tweeting through a plastic bag!"

10: Jordan and Brit

11: Climbin' up some rocks. | Connor kept freaking out and screaming, "I hate wasps! They're SATAN!!"

15: You said open your eyes and I said I don't like surprises You said surprise you're up to your knees in the water and don't have a life vest I know, I know, I know But don't worry I've got it figured out You said jump in the boat man I said no you reach your hand You said the storms that will come will be more than enough and alone you can not win You know, You know, You know With out hope you'll only sink not swim And the current here is stronger now than I remember and I'm crying for you to help, Please save me When I feel like I am drifting away Sinking down, the sands are shifting today I'm about to loose my way You Anchor, Anchor me down Looking out the skies are turning to grey All around the tide is pulling away Just about to loose my way You Anchor, Anchor me down

16: "I'm gonna throw a tamale in his face." "It's the Mexican way." "Freakin' racist I will kill you." -Jacob and Me "It's like getting hit with a finger!" -Jason says, hitting me with a hot dog. "You're gonna identify my dead body by my nipples." -Jacob

17: "Near...far...wherever you are..."

18: Carson | Tyler | Kortnee and Kelsi

20: "When I'm a millionaire I'm buying a heated lake." -Ash

21: "Woooahooooaooohooo. Caught in a bad BROmance..." | "Hey guys lets write in our diaries together--GET OFF THE BED!!!!" -Jacob "Get out of my spot or I swear I'll rape you." "I'm barely wearing clothes anyways." -Jacob and Jason. Jacob-"You peeping toms! we're busy!!" Someone in the front-"you know theres a girl in there?" "Yeah. and also 4 guys." Then the people up front started calling me to make sure I was ok. "Its just like on the way over.....except everyone is waaaay more naked." -Asher | Asher kept screaming, "TOO MUCH FLESH!!"

23: On the way back, after the guys beat each other senseless with empty Dr. Pepper bottles, and Jacob screamed at everyone that he was trying to sleep, everyone in the back was extremely worn out from the day. Everyone up front quietly played cards and such. Me, Coop, and Asher finally quieted down and I think they ended up going to sleep. | Jake wakes up at Brittany's and asks "Are my clothes still on?" "Its pitch African American outside!" -Asher "Dave snoozed. And Dave losed." -Coop says, taking his spot on the bed. "There are Africans dying in Africa and your lips hurt." -Jacob

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  • Title: I'm On A Boat
  • Brittany's graduation party on Lake Allen Henry
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