BC: This has been a Rubia Production.
FC: Mate, it's yor bloody birfday innit? Vat cake looks well good. Go on then. Dish upp. | BABYYYYGIRLLLL, It's yur freakin b-day!!!! Eat yur goddamn cake ya hear? oops i mean...
1: Today is your day! | and so for your present I am giving you something you have always dreamed of: a trip to PARADISE... with a BABY TIGER!! | BUT WAIT! It's gets better. I'm also giving you a keepsake of a moment I know you have always treasured ...(turn page)
2: Well.. this is just a tease of that glorious Roadhouse moment. I was hoping to have the original photo but apparently everyone was too shocked to capture it on camera... | THE BRUISE ON MY BUM Y'ALL!!!!
3: Why is everyone's card orange | Want more where that came from? ; )
4: OOOK. fine. instead I will wish you a few things on your special day: | Good friends, good food, and a BA-style PARTAY!!
6: which includes, of course, a DANCEPARTY ...quizas some Irish dancing??
7: CrazyAnkles McLoughlin has shown you some moves. And in case you forget, I'm sure her friends^ would be willing to help. | Dar Irshman, Tanks ta practicin al te moves ye taught me, I dunt tink i've tunder tighs ne mor!
8: Did I mention GOOD FOOD??
9: SUPER PANCH CON PAPAS FRITASSSS
10: And WHY do you deserve all these birthday wishes? | Because YOU DA FUCKIN BEST.
11: and since the first night we hung out in Buenos Aires, I just knew...
12: that we would look great in photos together. | ...oh and also that we would be BEST FRIENDS!
13: (and I somehow managed to force my way into the '3 best friends that anyone could ever have')
14: You made everyone's (including my) BA memories AMAZING
17: Asado goodness would never be the same without you
18: Dancing at LOST | Holidays | In fact, a lot of things would not be as much fun without you, such as:
19: Cooking | Street walking | Shopping | Taxi rides
20: And we can't forget about fiesta de Navidad...
23: You made my Iguazu trip amazing | MONKEY!
24: not to mention...
25: \RIO, BABY!!!!
27: You won the best pose in Buenos Aires' Next Top Model | (Though obvio mine was a close second) | ^WINNER!^
28: And, of course, there was the all-expense-paid trips for the models. No big D. | hace calor!
30: Make a Wish!
31: You came all the way to AMERICA for BA Reunion in DC!!!(TWICE.)
33: And you showed me all things wonderful in LONDRES!!!!
34: And BRIGHTON!! | GAY PRIDE 2011 :D
36: The party's here! | For all of these reasons and so many more, | you deserve a WONDERFUL Birthday
39: REMS!!!! I can't believe it's almost been two years since we met at the Roadhouse. (Sigh, oh the good life.) And now, even with an ocean between us, our friendship has only grown stronger. Can you please come back to America already? I know we are on an every-six-month plan, but I'm starting to have withdrawals. Thank God for skype. You're the best, babygirl, and I hope your birthday was great. I love you LOADS AND LOADS. To you, best friend, I wish a truly feliz cum. Love, Rach