S: Time By: Parris Cromwell
BC: The End
FC: Time | By:Parris Cromwell
1: Table | of | Contents | Chapter 1: The past | a.)my birth b.)doggie c.)daddy jokes d.)root beer floats and cheerios | a.)Napoleon Dynamite b.)A big lawyer c.)Freshman d.)Wedding Planner | Chapter 2: The Present | Chapter 3: The Future | a.)My dream b.)2012 c.)Better than my mom d.)Cant avoid the future
2: My Birth | I was born on September 20, 1997 I was two months early in my birth which caused me to be a premature baby and, it also caused me to have a teeny hole in my heart that eventually grew bigger (BUMMER). See I was two months early because my mom went up for a checkup on September 17, 1997 and they told her that I would be born early November around the 9th. But, the nurse who was preforming the checkup messed up and broke my mom's water which caused her to go into labor for 3 days (BUMMER).
3: Doggie | Around the time I was two before my mom divorced my daddy, my daddy gave me my most prized possession which is a stuffed animal dog, I named her Crissy Anne Cromwell but, she doesn't like people calling her Crissy she likes Doggie. I never had a name for her until my dog Crissy died from a car hitting her (BUMMER) but I feel as if her spirit is in my stuffed animal doggie. My dog gives my peace and security when I am sleep and when I am sad she is there for all my hugging like a child and their blankie Crissy is my blankie.
4: I remember on day my mom, her friend Heather, my sisters Dahmynique and Vicki, and me and my brother Tommy were in the car and were driving to Steak N’ Shake, and we were talking about my daddy. I forgot who turned their head but there he was walking down the sidewalk from the bank about to catch the bus. So my mom stopped the car and we all went to Steak N’ Shake for lunch and he joked around saying he would change hid name to Sam the Tucan or Sam for short. My sister Dahmyniqe Shouted “mom your name should be Pam!” and from their on out my mom has been Pam, Pamela, and when she becomes a grandmother one day Dahmynique’s Kids will call her Grammy Pammy. | Daddy Jokes
5: Root Beer Floats and Cheerios | When I was younger around 6 years old root beer floats were famous in my house (at the time) so we (my family) had huge gigantic cups for the root beer floats. One day my mom treats us to root beer floats we had 6 people living in the house Step-dad, Mom, Dahmynique(oldest), Tommy(2ndOldest), Vicki(3rd Oldest), and Me (The Baby). Anyways we found five of the six cups and we couldn’t find that last cup for our life, we seriously tore the entire house down looking for the cup. Vicki was sleeping so Dahmyinque, Tommy, and I went to the room to wake her, we had no idea she went to the bathroom. So we climbed her bed (she had top bunk)and there it was the missing cup on her bed filled with cheerio’s. My mom got so mad at her when she got out the bathroom not only did she NOT get a root beer but she got grounded and had to write sentences.
6: Napoleon Dynamite | My present is simple the day of 11/17/2011 was hilarious, at lunch because my friend Tim and I were talking about the movie called Napoleon Dynamite and every time someone would talk to us we would go “GOD.” (Napoleon Dynamite did that in his movie). And while we did that I would go “HELL NO I WON’T MARRY YOU GOD!” It was so hilarious and I smacked so many people in the face with my hair going god.
7: A BIG LAWYER | On 11/17/11 I became a lawyer for my friends Zandra and Sasha because Zandra and I divorced and I made the documents and so I became the lawyer anyways the 2 are getting quote on quote married and so I handle the paper work. My job now is to make their all their legal documents and boy it’s a lot so I was like “I should get a manila folder so I actually look like a lawyer.” So yeah. So all the documents that I had to make were a prenuptial agreement, two restraining orders, a marriage document, and this guy at lunch ruined their quote on quote wedding so they want to renew their vows. It’s fun being a fake lawyer because I feel important. (p.s. all the documents are fake).
8: Freshman | Right now I am 14 years old and a freshman in high school. My sister keeps on nagging me going like “oh be happy because high school and that is the best four years of your life.” But how I see it, it’s just another grade. School is school it is fun when you make it fun and I do what I want so yeah. So in another reason high school could be the best four years of your life but I want to have fun while I get my diploma.
9: Wedding Planner | Today 11/18/11 I made a fake wedding happen at lunch. What I did was yesterday I made those fake documents then today I took a corn muffin and wrapped Carmel around it and the topped it off with a apple slice. After that they signed the fake documents and we celebrated by eating corn Carmel apple muffin. But that random character that sat at our table ruined it with his lame a$$ jokes so we are re-doing the wedding.
10: My dream | For the future I hopped to be an architect and do the designs for the world’s biggest and best businesses or just a random house but that slowly faded away. Now I want to be an art teacher or a famous singer (petty kids dream but I don’t give a fuck). (Sorry had to sensor that). So as the time for my class finishes I really hope that I can finish this project in Web 2.0. What I really want to see in life is my name on the highest billboard in the world for accomplishing a life changing goal. (Gotta admit that’s a good dream).
11: In the future like maybe in a year and some weeks supposedly 2012 is supposed to happen where the world just falls apart and all humanity is supposed to end so the word can restart and all sin will be gone. I honestly don’t think that will happen. If 2012 really does happen that oh we’ll all be dead but if you think about it it’s stupid. If it happens I’ll prepare a short life story and how to make the basic inventions.
12: Better than my mom | In the future I hope to be successful or better that my mom turned out to be because she got pregnant at the age of 16 and her life has been hell. She is always nagging us to do our best so we do to have a good life and to also shut her up. I’m positive that life for middle class people is going to go downhill and lower class is going to be homeless the middle class in going to be lower class and the rich might still be rich or slowly become middle class.
13: Cant avoid the future | Uhh..last paragraph so the future is all about new achievements and things that you have no idea are going to happen. For instance you may be the president of the United States or you may be a parent. You don’t know your future all you know is that it’s coming and you can’t prevent it. My future could be full of magnificent things or it could be full of failure it’s just what I do today to make it right. And hey in the future the economy might not be bad.