S: Balaam And His Donkey
FC: Balaam and his donkey in cool pink writing by Lachlan and Ben
1: Balaam was riding his donkey along a road. God was angry with him and sent an angel to get him, Balaam had a very faithful donkey and although Balaam couldn't see the angel his donkey could, so the donkey avoided the angel. balaam was cruel and beat the donkey.
2: Ballaam bashed his ass back onto the road and kept walking. Then eventually then arrived at a narrow path, surrounded by vines.
3: DAD - "Ask him when Mom says no." | angry ballaam
4: There was a wall either side of the path and the angel was in the middle, so the donkey went so close to the left wall that it crushed Ballaam's leg. Ballaam beat his donkey more fiercely this time.
6: "Any man can be a father, but it takes a special person to be a dad." | The angel went further ahead and went to part of the path that was too narrow to turn or move to the sides. Ballaam could only move forward. The angel waited sword raised. When the donkey saw, she lay down. Ballaam was now furious, he beat his donkey with his metal staff the hardest yet.
7: A Dad... is somene who hds you when you cry, scolds you when you break the rule shines with pride when you succeed, and has faith in you even when you fail.
8: "A father is someone you look up to, no matter how tall you are." | This time angel gave speech to the donkey. "Why have you beat me these 3 times."asked the donkey. " You have made a fool of me. If I had my sword I would kill you right now." replied Ballaam. " Am I not your donkey, the donkey you have ridden around for years. Is this a common habit of mine which I often display?" she said " I admit, no." said Ballaam.
10: Then god opened Ballaam's eyes. Ballaam then saw the angel in front of him. He was scared but the angel didn't attack but said " do as the lord has commanded." Ballaam obeyed and went back the opposite way.
11: Ballaam started his journey to kiarith Hazoth with Balak. When they arrived they sacrificed cattle and sheep to Ballaam and the princes that were there.
12: THE END
14: A Dad... is someone who holds you when you cry, scolds you when you break the rules, shines with pride when you succeed, and has faith in you even when you fail.
15: "Any man can be a father, but it takes a special person to be a dad."
17: A Dad is respected because he gives his children leadership. A Dad is appreciated because he gives his children care. A Dad is valued because he gives his children time. A Dad is loved because he gives his children the one thing they treasure most - himself.
18: "Dad dreams, he plans, he struggles to give us the best. His sacrifice is quiet, his life is love expressed."
21: "God invented fathers because kids need piggy back rides."
22: A dad is someone who wants to catch you before you fall but instead picks you up, brushes you off, and lets you try again. A dad is someone who holds you when you cry, scolds you when you break the rules, shines with pride when you succeed, and has faith in you even when you fail...
24: "God invented fathers because kids need piggy back rides."