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Hayley's 30th

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BC: Nothing lasts forever, so live it up, drink it down, laugh it off, avoid the bullshit, take chances, and never have regrets, because at one point everything thing you did was exactly what you wanted xxx | Lots of Love From... Exciting Emma, Fantastic Fe, Krazy Kerry, Loopy Lindsay, Mad Mike, Smiley Stacey, and Paul xxx

FC: THIS | HAM HAM | IS YOUR LIFE | 9th March | 1983

1: HAYLEY | WELCOME TO KIDS CLUB... I'LL PUT YOU IN THE BIN!!! | happy | ham ham

2: in this family | WE LAUGH LOUDLY | WE MAKE MISTAKES | WE SAY I'M SORRY | WE ARE | WE CHERISH FRIENDS | WE HONOR | WE SHARE | WE LOVE DEEPLY | PATIENT | family | WE ARE GRATEFUL

5: live | love | laugh | every moment | everyday | beyond words

6: TYPICAL HAYLEY | Sweeping with your ass out...thats how you do it!! | Yorkshire lass's eat!!! | Its totally normal to climb trees in airport uniform!! | Ham Ham phone home... | Spit or swallow??

7: What do you mean this isn't a seat?? | Shark shower cap high five!! | Beer bum | Blow me!!! | I'm sexy and I know it!!!

8: OH THE PLACES WE'VE | TRAVELED | 1 | Zante | Planos Bay, Tsilivi... Home xxx

9: 2 | 3 | 4 | Bristol | Yorkshire | Ireland | Our first British reunion Hayley turned up hammered after very selfishly getting drunk on the drive down while poor Paul didn't have a drop and was introduced to the mad rabble completely sober!! The rest of the weekend is a very drunken blur!!! | Who's that girl there? I wonder what went wrong So that she had to roam the streets She dunt do major credit cards I doubt she does receipts It's all not quite legitimate And what a scummy man Just give him half a chance I bet he'll rob you if he can Can see it in his eyes, Yeah, that he's got a driving ban Amongst some other offenses And I've seen him with girls of the night And he told Roxanne to put on her red light They're all infected but he'll be alright Cause he's a scumbag, don't you know I said he's a scumbag, don't you know! | Unfortunately Lindsay and Hayley were far too intoxicated to obtain photographic evidence of Hayley being mugged by airport security! A brand new, full bottle of Burberry perfume was rudely stolen by a clearly desperate, rotund, evil wench while she deemed it perfectly safe to allow Hayley to carry razor blades on board!! Still makes me chuckle!

10: World Class Entertainment | Spice Girls | wavelength talent

11: Nobody could have played a highly strung, vain, diva like our Ham Ham | GIRL POWER... SPICE UP YOUR LIFE

12: In memory of our dear departed Hayley... Taken from us too soon... Gone but NEVER forgotten...

14: True Love | 1 | DRINKING | Hayley and Paul The key to a happy, healthy relationship is... | 2 | BITING | 3 | RIDING

15: 4 | HUGGING | 5 | SLEEPING | 7 | KNOWING WHO'S BOSS | 6 | SUCKING

16: THE MANY FACES OF HAYLEY | Hmmm... Blond or Brunette? | Drinking Problem... Me??? I Have No Idea What Your Talking About!! | I Have No Words!! | Don't You Wish Your Girlfriend Was Hot Like Me!!

17: The HAM Burglar!!! | Just Another Night On The Town!! | Look How Pretty I Am!! | Classic!

18: What can be said about Hayley Wright...

19: WORDS THAT SPRING TO MIND...

21: "Dance like nobody's watching; love like you've never been hurt. Sing like nobody's listening; live like it's heaven on earth." -Mark Twain

22: THE WORLD ACCORDING TO HAPPY HAYLEY | HAYLEYISMS | 1 | YOU WILL HIGH FIVE ME, MULTIPLE TIMES, WHENEVER I WANT AND YOU WILL LOSE! | BREAKING KIDS CLUB BABYSITTING RULES IS FINE AS LONG AS YOUR EARNING BEER MONEY AND YOU DONT GET CAUGHT! | 2 | 3 | IT IS THE LAW THAT YOU MUST EAT A CHOCOLATE CROISANT BEFORE EVERY WELCOME MEETING | HAM HAM IS ALBANIAN FOR WOOF WOOF... FACT! | 4

23: IT'S FINE TO SHIT YOURSELF AT BURGER BASH AS LONG AS YOU HAD A GOOD TIME THE NIGHT BEFORE! | KIT KAT CHUNKY PEANUT BUTTER IS KING. THAT IS ALL | IT IS COMPLTELEY NORMAL FOR A GROWN WOMAN TO HAVE AN OBSESSION WITH SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS!! | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | WHEN GREETING ANYONE YOU MUST SING THE FOLLOWING "YASOO, TI KANIS? KALA, ESE?" HOWEVER, IF IT'S AN ELDERLY GREEK WOMAN SWEEPING IT'S "KALIMERA" IN YOUR SCARIEST OLD CROAN VOICE

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  • Title: Hayley's 30th
  • A Collection of Memories for Happy Ham Ham
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  • Published: almost 4 years ago

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