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Life... According to Kaden

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S: According to Kaden

BC: Made with Love by Juli Dodd

FC: Life.. According to Kaden a collection of observations and wisdom of a four-year-old as told by Mommy & Daddy on Facebook

1: Kaden's Daddy spent $150 on fishing gear and a license to take Kaden fishing. After 10 minutes he says "Dad, let's go home, the fish are taking too long!"

2: Kaden asked me to "please check on Facebook to see if their are any paleontologists (not sure on the spelling) out there" he has a question he needs answered. So if anyone can answer dinosaur questions Kaden would love to talk to you. | Kaden just told me he is pretending he has a wife named stacy (I think, oh so sweet), then he says she's really beautiful (now i'm feeling real good), then he says "she a blonde cause I really love blondes" (OUCH!) | Mommy says...

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me at the store. His interpretation of that was to say "buy mac and cheese, buy mac and cheese...." over and over all the way to the store, he thinks he's hilarious.! | I'm cooking breakfast and I realize my spatula is missing, I ask Kaden if he has seen it, "yes". Ok, so where is it ... "It's behind my butt" (not behind my back) and he walks away laughing, and what do I do ... I laugh right along with him, what else :)

4: Daddy is taking Kaden to work today. On the train ride down he told an old man that he "can't wait to meet Daddy's criminals!" | Daddy told Kaden he is 1/2 Mexican... He told me I'm 1/2 Kangaroo! | Daddy told Kaden we needed to talk about his attitude, to which he responded... "Oh crap ".

5: So we are at the park today and Kaden sees a VERY pregnant woman climbing down a ladder after her daughter, he runs over to her and asks her if she's ok and then he proceeds to tell her that next time she should probably use the stairs cause that was really dangerous ... she told him he was probably right. | So Kaden has informed us that when he is an adult and has kids he's going to let them watch tv during breakfast, lunch, and dinner! And he's gonna watch it with them!

6: Kaden thinks "Mackie is great... but little!" | Mommy just put new pjs on Mackenzie ... Kaden's response - "Wow Mackie you look sharp, you rock those pajamas" . | Mommy is so proud of what a good big brother Kaden is. He greets Mackie every morning with a "buenos dias sweetheart" and a kiss on her head. Melts my heart every time!

7: Mommy woke up this morning inbetween her two kids and Kaden puts his arm around her and Mackie and says "how are my two favorite girls" ... could he be any sweeter?! | It's "M" day at preschool so Kaden has to bring in something to share that starts with M, he wants to bring Mackenzie, how cute is that, he has three pictures of her cause he can't decide which is the best .... so sweet, I love that boy! | Kaden is pondering what to bring to show and tell tomorrow. It's "P" day.. so far our suggestions are "as ridiculous as showing my penis!"

8: Kaden looked in the mirror and said: "Ah man, this shirt makes me look like 3-year-old (he's four)! | Last night when I told Kaden it was time for bed he said "but that means I have to drop the boogie on my finger!" Boys are awesome!! | Kaden just found a "Daddy Short Legs" and asked if it's a nice or mean spider.

9: Kaden saw a cute blonde get rejected from A.I. and said: "I would have said yes... A HUMONGOUS yes!"

10: So Kaden spun an impressive lie today so he wouldn't get in trouble. When I told him his punishment was no Bear Grylls for two days, he walked away crying: "OK, but please make sure I don't miss the season finale!"

11: Kaden just called me to tell me he ate a mealworm for breakfast... thanks Bear Grylls!

12: Just got home from Soccer Sunday... Kaden said he sweated as much as Uncle Bruno!!!

13: Daddy: "C'MON, TAKE A SHOT" Kaden: Dad, take a chill pill!"

14: Kaden just informed Mommy he doesn't want to spend his time going to school. He says "I would rather explore the world while I'm still a kid. There are other ways to learn instead of going to school. I can get out into the world and face those challenges, that's how I learn." Seriously, where did this kid come from!!???

15: Kaden told me last night, "Guess what mommy, I can go to college online, now I don't have to leave you so soon. All I have to do is learn to use the computer." Lol, he thinks ahead.

16: so last night while Kaden is talking with my brother and his cousins at the dinner table... he farts... and without skipping a beat, blames it on Stacy. I love that kid! | Daddy: Kaden go pee. Kaden: I don't have too! Daddy: Then why are you playing with your penis? Kaden: I was having fun!

17: Mommy says: I just showed Kaden a stuffed animal that used to be mine. I said "this was mommy's when she was a little girl", his response, "wow that toy must be like a hundred years old!" – ouch | Kaden just told me I'm "exhausting". Talk about my words coming back to get me :)

18: Kaden on the way home from Sea World: "Dad, I don't think it's fair that the dolphins and whales have to live in small pools, they should let them back in the ocean, next time we go there we should talk to someone about that!"

19: Kaden: I don't know what kind of baby it's gonna be Reese, It's impossible to know these things. The baby's still in my mommy's tummy!" Reese: "Shut Up, I have to go tell somebody!" (They're 4!) Oct 24, 2010

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  • Title: Life... According to Kaden
  • Kaden has his own way of looking at things and is not afraid to tell you... He's 4.
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