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S: SOMEDAY BY DEREK JONES

FC: SOMEDAY | by DEREK JONES

1: SOMEDAY | BY DEREK JONES ORIGINAL STORY BY CHARLOTTE ZOLOTOW

2: SOMEDAY MY CLASSMATES WILL THINK THAT I'M NOT A NERD AND DORK FOR LIKING STAR WARS AND LEGOS AND OTHER "DORKY AND NERDY" THINGS.IT REALLY BOTHERES ME WHEN I SAY I LIKE STAR WARS OR LEGOS AND THEN PEOPLE SA OH THATS SO NERDY YOU'RE SUCH A DORK. NOT THAT THATS REALLY EVER HAPPENED TO ME.

4: SOMEDAY I WILL DO SKYDIVING BECAUSE IT SEEMS AMAZINGLY FUN AND I WISH TO DO IT VERY MUCH. IT MAY BE A BIT EXPENSIVE SURE, BUT HEY, IT WOULD BE AMAZINGLY FUN. THINK ABOUT IT! FALLING THOUSANDS OF FEET EVERY SECOND, HOPING THAT YOU DON'T DIE IF YOUR PARACHUTE DOESN'T OPEN, AND IF IT DOES YOU FLOAT SAFELY TO TE GROUND! EXTREMELY FUN!

6: SOMEDAY MY PARENTS WILL LESSEN THE RULES THAT THEY HAVE SET FOR ME AT OUR HOUSES BECAUSE I FIND THEM TEDIOUS AND ANNOYING. AND THEY LIMIT ME WAY TOO MUCH. I MEAN, I SHOULD HAVE SOME FREEDOMS, SINCE THIS IS AMERICA, THE LAND OF FREEDOM.

8: SOMEDAY I WILL BE GOOD AT EVERY SPORT BECAUSE I SUCK AT PRETTY MUCH EVERY SINGLE ONE NOW. I'M SERIOUS I SUCK AT PRETTY MUCH EVERY SINGLE SPORT THERE IS! I HAVE NO CLUE ABOUT THE RULES OR REALLY HOW TO PLAY THEM! I MEAN I KNOW SOME BASIC RULES OF SOME SPORTS BUT I'M JUST NOT A SPORTY KINDA GUY.

10: SOMEDAY I WILL ENLIGHTEN MANY THE MANY STUPID PEOPLE IN THIS EARTH THAT HAVE LITTLE TO NO KNOWLEDGE OR COMMON SENSE! NOT TO BE MEAN OR RUDE OR ANYTHING, BUT YOU GOTTA ADMIT THERE ARE ALOT OF MENTALLY RETARDED PEOPLE ON THIS EARTH THAT HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THEY'RE DOING.

12: SOMEDAY I WILL HELP THE OZONE LAYER REGENERATE TO WHAT IT USED TO BE BEFORE POLLUTION DESTROYED SO MUCH OF IT

14: SOMEDAY MY PARENTS WILL GET THAT I DON'T WANT THEM ALWAYS BEING AROUND ME AND BUGGING ME SO MUCH AND ALWAYS BEING ON MY CASE

16: SOMEDAY I WILL HAVE EVERY SINGLE APPLE COMPANY PRODUCT THAT THEY MANUFACTURE. IT WOULD BE AWESOME! EVERY SINGLE APPLE PRODUCT THAT THEY EVER MAKE! I WOULD NEVER HAVE TO BUY THE NEXT MODEL BECAUSE I WOULD ALREADY HAVE IT! AND I WOULD HAVE SOME OF THE BEST TECHNOLOGY ON THE PLANET!

18: SOMEDAY I WILL HAVE A CHEETA FOR A PET BECAUSE THEY ARE AMAZING, FAST, INTELLIGENT, AND FURRY! THEY'RE AWESOME! AND YOU COULD JUST TIE THEM TO A HOLOW CAR SHELL THAT DIDN'T HAVE AN ENGINE OR SOMETHING AND THEN THE CHEETA COULD PULL YOUR CAR. MAYBE. WELL THEY COULD STILL PROTECT YOU. LIKE IF SOMEONE EVER STEALS SOMETHING FROM YOU, YOU COULD JUST TELL YOUR CHEETA TO SICK EM! THEY COULDN'T OUTRUN A CHEETA!

20: SOMEDAY I WILL VISIT AUSTRALIA AND SEE THE MANY WONDEROUS SIGHTS AND SPECIES THAT INHABIT THE CONTINENT. THERE IS SO MUCH TO SEE IN AUSTRALIA! THE OUTBACK, THE KANGAROOS, THE DEADLY CREATURES THAT INHABIT THE HOSTILE LANDSCAPE... YUP! GREAT PLACE TO VISIT!

22: SOMEDAY I WILL BE A NINJA.YES A NINJA BECAUSE THEY ARE AWESOME. THEY IS STEALTHY, AWESOME, MYSTERIOUS, AWESOME, COOL, AWESOME, HMM WHAT ELSE? OH YEAH AWESOME!!!!!

24: SOMEDAY CANADA WILL STOP HACKING INTO MY GRADES AND CHANGING THEM TO MAKE ME FAIL, OR INFULENCING ME TO FAIL. I TELL YA CANADA IS OUT TO GET ME! I SWEAR IT! THEY HAVE A GRUDGE AGAINST ME OR SOMETHING! AND THEY'RE TRYING TO GET BACK AT ME FOR SOMETHING THAT I DID OR SOMETHING. IT'S THE ONLY POSSIBLE EXPLANATION.

26: SOMEDAY I WILL HAVE TONS OF FRIENDS THAT SHARE MY INTRESTS. IT WOULD BE REALLY NICE TO HAVE A TON OF FRIENDS THAT ARE ALSO LEGO, STAR WARS, MINECRAFT AND GAMING ENTHUSIASTS!

28: SOMEDAY I WILL HELP REDUCE ALL THE POLLUTION IN THE AIR AND HELP RESTORE THE EVER DEPLETING OZONE LAYER. BECAUSE I WOULD VERY MUCH LIKE TO HAVE A HABITABLE PLANET TO LIVE IN AND FOR MY GENERATION AND THE NEXT GENERATIONS TO LIVE IN!

30: SOMEDAY I WILL MAKE SURE THAT THERE IS NO MORE GENOCIDE, MURDER, RAPE, SEXISM, RACISM, CHILD ABUSE, ANIMAL ABUSE,AND CRAZED DICTATORS TRYING TO CONQUER THE WORLD AND IT'S POPULACE. ESPECIALLY THE LAST PART. I MEAN SURE SURE CONQUERING THE WORLD AND ITS POPULACE WOULD BE REWARDING, BUT ALOT OF PEOPLE DIE!

32: SOMEDAY THE LAW THAT YOU HAVE TO BE 21 TO GO INTO CASINOS WON'T EXIST. I REALLY WANT TO GO INTO THE CASINOS IN VEGAS. SURE, I MAY LOSE THE SHIRT OFF MY BACK BECAUSE I GAMBLE TOO MUCH, BUT HEY! IT WOULD BE PRETTY FUN TO PLAY SLOTS!

34: SOMEDAY ALL THATS GOING TO HAPPEN. BUT NOW, I'M GOING TO GO PLAY SOME HALO REACH :D PEACE OUT, KEEP IT REAL, YADA YADA YADA BYE

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