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S: Our Wedding (October 31, 2011)

FC: The Behrends ZombieWedding

1: Dearly departed, we are gathered here together to unite Eric and Linda as partners in some existence between life and death. Eric and Linda have chosen to feast on the living side by side and tastefully terrorize the living for the rest of eternity. They have chosen to express their undying love for each other in front of all of you today. This is not something to be entered into lightly, but thoughtfully and seriously with a deep realization of its obligations and responsibilities. Always remember that love, loyalty and understanding are the foundations of a happy and enduring home. Eric, look into Linda's vacant, crimson eyes and take her pale, flaking hand in yours. Do you take Linda to be your partner for the rest of undead eternity? Do you promise to shuffle through the streets, trudge over the grasslands and limp along the seashore with her for every sunset and sunrise to come? Do you promise to comfort, honor and keep her in sickness and in death, in bad and in worse, for as long as you both shall evade the zombie hunters? If there is no other woman, living or dead with whom you would rather spend a mindless and unending undead existence with, please place your ring on her finger. Now Linda, Look into Eric's vacant, crimson eyes and take his pale, flaking hand in yours. Do you take Eric to be your partner for the rest of undead eternity? Do you promise to shuffle through the streets, trudge over the grasslands and limp along the seashore with him for every sunset and sunrise to come? Do you promise to comfort, honor and keep him in sickness and in death, in bad and in worse, for as long as you both shall evade the zombie hunters? If there is no other man, living or dead with whom you would rather spend a mindless and unending undead existence with, please place your ring on his finger. “Till death do us part,” is such a mundane mortal musing, so we'll just leave that out and go straight to: By the authority vested in me by the State of Indiana, I pronounce you husband and wife. You may now kiss your undead bride. | Our Wedding Vows

20: Happy Halloween

21: We had a Frightfully good time at the Halloween Wedding this year

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