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BC: The following work has been rated PG-13

FC: Bill Grogan's Goat and the Law of Syllogism

1: The Law of Syllogism: If p equals q, and q equals r, then p equals r

3: If Bill Grogan's goat was feeling fine,

4: then he ate three red shirts right off the line.

7: If he ate three red shirts right off the line,

8: then Bill Grogan was not happy.

11: If Bill Grogan was not happy,

12: Then he gave the goat a great big smack and tied him to the railroad track.

15: If he gave the goat a great big smack and tied him to the railroad track,

16: Then Bill Grogan's goat was doomed to die.

19: If Bill Grogan's goat was doomed to die,

20: then he coughed up the red shirts.

23: If he coughed up the red shirts,

24: then he flagged the train.

27: If he flagged the train,

28: Then Bill Grogan's goat was freed.

31: If Bill Grogan's goat was freed,

32: Then Bill Grogan let him go home.

35: If Bill Grogan let him go home,

36: then Bill Grogan's goat had a party.

39: If Bill Grogan's goat had a party,

40: then he invited all of his friends.

43: If he invited all his friends,

44: then they trashed the barn.

47: If they trashed the barn,

48: then Bill Grogan was not happy... again.

51: If Bill Grogan was not happy...again,

52: then he took the goat to therapy.

55: If he took the goat to therapy,

56: then the goat talked about his feelings.

59: If the goat talked about his feelings,

60: then he was taken home.

63: If he was taken home,

64: Then he partied...again.

67: If he partied...again,

68: Then Bill Grogan was not happy...AGAIN! (We can all tell by now that Bill Grogan has a tendency of not being happy.)

71: If Bill Grogan was not happy...AGAIN,

72: Then he took the goat back to therapy.

75: If he took the goat back to therapy,

76: then the goat had a nervous break down.

79: If the goat had a nervous break down,

80: Then the remainder of this story is too graphic to be told to this class, so to end on a good note, the goat got to party for eternity. The End.

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