1: Twas the night before Christmas, when all through Gotham, Not a villain was stirring not even the joker, The batman was hanging from a building with a care.
2: And batman in his cape had just settled in to beat their brains. When in the club their arose such a roar, he sprang from the roof to start a fight, he flew to one to next , tore open their stomachs and threw out their guts.
3: The moon shined on Gothom, and made it look even worse. when what to my wondering eyes should appear, but batman and eight thugs. With a black costume, so baty and many, I knew in that moment it must be batman. more rapid than eagles his punches they came,And he yelled, and shouted and called them by name
5: His cheeks we like snow, nose was pointed. His droll lil mouth was drawn like a bow, and the tip of his chin was as pointy a ever.
6: The stump of his pipe he held in his teeth, and the smoke formed a circle around his face. he had a smll lil face and a slender body. he laughed like a girl
8: He was thin and small a crazy lil man. And i laughed when i saw him in spite of myself!A wink of his eye told me i had everything to dread.
9: He spoke not a word, bt walked away, and filled all of his bags with money, then turned with a jerk. and laying his finger aside his nose, he sneezed, and ran away laughing. | He sprang to his car, to himself he spoke, and away he drove as fast as he could. But i heard him yell to himself, " why so serious?"