BC: A Babygirl Production
FC: Reasons why 'you da f**king best'
1: You cherish vino like you cherish your friendships..
2: You get INSANE bruises and love to show them off, with sometimes disastrous consequences...
3: You cannot resist ASADO goodness...
4: You just keep coming back to Buenos Aires, and thank god for that, otherwise we may have never been the friends we are today!
5: Poor babygirl Ems was devastated when you left (the first time....)
7: You're one of the three/four best friends.. | that anyone could ever have..
9: You made my Iguazu trip unforgettable, not to mention you proved yourself to be a whizz with photoshop....
10: Your gorgeous looks, rubia hair, and sister scheming with Ems, has been known to get a free drink or two...
11: + | + | = | ''blah blah but I'm rubia blah blah'' | + | = | Maths con Rachel
13: It only took about 3 secs of contemplating before you got put on the Naughty List at our Road2FelizNavidad party.
14: You got me saying 'babygiirrlll'
15: Although honeygirl didn't quite catch on, did it Jill?
16: You're a true Lost fan!
17: and you're amazed by my 'snake-hips' on the dancefloor..
19: Pearly, perfectly straight whites - check Use of 'y'all' - check Overuse of the phrase 'gaaddddammiittt' - check No matter how many English friends you make, English phrases you attempt to learn, you will always be an American!
21: But us Brits ( and the Irish) love you for exactly that! | Fingz I like 'bout Rachel 1) she's well fit innit 2) she's fuckin' grand 3)she's bloody mental
22: You inspire artistic masterpieces...
23: and your walk is the stuff of great 70's comedy..
24: You were cool/smart/fun/brave enough to do this South American adventure in the first place, and it was those qualities that won the hearts of all these lovely people!
26: Dear Rach, I could give a million more reasons why Drake wrote a song about you, but there isn't enough time or space..I don't want to get all soppy on you now but you really are one of my best friends and no damn ocean is gonna be able to keep us apart, we need to stay strong and remember the dream: I marry a rich American you marry a rich Englishman we all go live by the beach and have babies and make them act out 'charlie bit me' I love you mucho mujer, Remee/Remenems xxxx p.s 24 now right?? long live the cougar!!!
27: Happy Birthday Babygirl!!!