FC: The Chronicles of Michael
1: Friends at 21st Neil and Shannon | Mates
5: Thats what I'm talkin about! Sexy Time biaatches.
7: M:too obvious! Ha...that's the way to go. the more obvious the better! Ill just do it! Jew Egg has gotta go! N:Looks like the lighst ahve finally gone on in his head...still doens't seem to be anyone at home tho! | M:Ill Just lick the bit of bum fluff extruding from Jew Eggs Egg Hole and hope that no one notices! | The Usual Suspect!!! M: Should i kill Jew Egg with my anal probe/dildo...or will it be too obvious???
8: M:Damned Jew Egg!!!Plummetting to suicide before i could kill him myself...
9: All of you filthy Jew Egg | Ha...but you'll make a great scrambled Egg On Toast dear!
10: M:Dear mum, now that i have Virgin free unlimited sms-es, i can tell you about how i killed Jew Egg... P:Suck Suck Pass... T: Oh man, who cares about the egg...im getting some!!! | N:I knew it...fruit loop P: How cud you? Its Jew Egg? Im Gonna BACKHAND U MOFO! M:Ag cummon man...he didn't want me to eat his bum fluff!!!
16: "I killed the Jew Eeeeggg!"
23: Buddy buddyyyzzzz