S: Coffee Obsessed Beauty
FC: Story By: Luke Marshall and Vivek Nair Illustrations By: Matt Rapozo Edited By: Michael Marquis | Coffee-Obsessed Beauty
1: LOOK FOR THE COFFEE CUP IN EVERY PICTURE
2: Dedicated to our awesome L.A. teacher, Mrs.Tillman.
3: COFFEE- OBSESSED BEAUTY
5: Once upon a time there was a princess named Briar Rose. You probably know her as Sleeping Beauty. Well get to know her as Briar Rose because that's what you will hear in this story.
7: After Briar Rose woke up from her deep sleep, she got married to the prince. Briar and her family got worried that she would fall asleep again, so they gave her coffee. She immediately became addicted and had to have 3 gallons of coffee every day.
9: The next night Briar ran around the castle calling, “I’m up, I’m up , I’m up, and you can’t do anything about it!” Every night after that she would jump out of bed and run around the castle still saying, “I’m up, I’m up , I’m up, and you can’t do anything about it!” This was a problem because no one was able to sleep.
10: The next day, the prince made her take a walk to burn off some of her energy. She ended up running around the block.
11: When she got home, she couldn't get enough coffee. She ran to the store, came back, drank more coffee and crashed on the couch.
13: MEANWHILE "Mirror Mirror on the wall, who is the craziest of them all?” said the Queen. “Briar Rose is, my Queen,” said the magic mirror. That made the queen absolutely furious. She wanted to be the wildest in existence. She wanted to take revenge on poor Briar. She sent an army of 300 flying pigs to Briar's castle, each one carrying a brave soldier. Their mission was to give her another sleeping potion.
14: The pigs flew for miles and miles to give her the potion, but Briar was NOT going to fall for that again. But, as you know, Briar was deeply obsessed with coffee. So the wise soldiers atop the pigs poured all of the potion in her coffee.
16: Briar didn't think that the soldiers would have thought to pour the potion into her coffee and mindlessly drank it as she usually did. Briar fell into a deep slumber as soon as she drank her evening gallon of coffee. Everyone was frantic. They had tried to prevent this very thing from happening!
19: The Prince tried kissing her, they tried waving moldy cheese above her nose, and they even tried slapping her! Nothing was working. Finally, the Prince decided to try the last trick in the book. The prince ran to his room and climbed under his bed. By now everyone in the castle was watching him. As he squirmed out, feet first, he dragged behind him a container of ice. “I have been saving this icy bucket of water in case anything like this ever happened,” he said, “I have stored this ice water in a mini fridge under my bed with my secret stash of Dr. Pepper.” They splashed the water on Briar.
21: The princess' eyes fluttered open. She looked extremely confused but said nothing. As she regained consciousness, the evil witch was thinking of new ideas to become the craziest one, but for now they lived happily ever.