S: A Gnome Adventure with Tristan & Alexis
BC: Made by Gnomie for Tristan & Alexis
1: "If I was full of doubts before, today I had no doubts. I had the voice of a fantastic little gnome in my head telling me this would be my day." -Michaela Dorfmeister | Narrated by Dr. "Gnomie" Seuss ...and friends
2: "We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find a gnome whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love." -Dr. Seuss
5: "Think left and think right and think low and think high. Oh, the things you can think up if only you try!"
6: "Oh the places you'll go! There is fun to be done! There are points to be scored. There are games to be won. And the magical things you can do with that gnome will make you the winning-est winner of all.
7: "Look at me! Look at me! Look at me NOW! It is fun to have fun. But you have to know how." | "I can read in red. I can read in blue. I can read in pickle color too."
8: "Be sure when you step, step with care and great tact. And remember that life's A Great Balancing Act. And will you succeed? Yes! You will, indeed! (98 and percent guaranteed). You will move mountains!
9: "Today is your day. Your mountain is waiting. So get on your way!"
10: "Be your name Buxbaum or Bixby or Bray or Mordecai Ali Van Allen O'Shea, Tristan with a a T or Alexis with an A, you're off to Big Gnomie Places! Today is the day!"
11: "You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself in any direction you choose. You're on your own. And you know what you know. You are the gnome who'll decide where to go."
12: "A gnome's a person, no matter how small"
13: "From there to here, and here to there, funny Gnomies are everywhere."
14: "Be who you are and say what you feel because gnomes who mind don't matter and gnomes who matter don't mind." -Dr Seuss "Every moment you get is a gift. Spend it on gnomes that matter. Don’t spend it by dwelling on unhappy things" -Anonymous
15: "If I have seen a little further it is by standing on the shoulders of Giants." -Isaac Newton | You know you are in love | when you can't sleep | because reality is better than dreams. | -Dr. Seuss | Why fit in | when you were | born to stand out? | -Dr. Seuss
16: "Fun is good" | "Being crazy isn't enough."
17: "If Gnomie'd never been born, then he might be an Isn't! An Isn't has no fun at all. No, he disn't."
19: "In my world, everyone's a gnome and they all eat rainbows and poop butterflies!"
20: "I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, It's a way of looking at life..." | "I like green eggs and ham! I like them Sam I Am!"
21: "I am a zizzer zazzer zuzz as you can plainly see." | "You'll miss the best gnomes if you keep your eyes shut."
22: "Today was good. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one." "Don't cry Gnomie tears because it's over. Smile Gnomie smiles because it happened." -Dr. Seuss
23: "Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it." -Anonymous | Big boogery hugs and lots o' loves! | Love, Gnomie