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Kindergarten Class Purim Joke Book

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S: The Kindergarten Class Purim Joke Book 5771

BC: For more information about TDSP email torahdayphoenix@gmail.com.

FC: The Kindergarten Class PURIM Joke Book | A Project of Torah Day School of Phoenix

1: There are four special mitzvos we do on Purim: 1. We hear Megillas Esther, in the evening and in the day. 2.We give Mishloach Manos, a gift of two sorts of food, to at least one friend. 3. We give Tzedaka to at least two poor people. 4. We eat a yummy Seudah (festive meal). But do you know what else we have to do on Purim? We have to be extra happy! So that's why we wrote this Purim Joke Book - to help you be happy and joyful on Purim. We hope it makes you laugh and laugh! Purim Sameach! From The Kindergarten Class at Torah Day School of Phoenix and their Morahs, Purim 5771 | BS"D

2: Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. | Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say Banana! By Chaim

3: Knock Knock Who's there? Hotch. | Hotch who? Gesundheit! By Shlomo

4: Why did the cow cross the road? | Because he wanted to daven MOOsaf! By Shlomo

5: What did the noodle say to the butter? | Don't try to butter me up!! By Shlomo

6: Why did Mordechai go to the castle? | Because he wanted to be king! By Shmuel Chaim

7: It's a Purim Joke Part One | What did the flower say to the monkey and Haman? I'm not allergic to the sun because I'm a sunflower! By Avraham

8: It's a Purim Joke Part Two | What did Haman (it's really a person dressed up) say to the monkey (it's the same thing as the first one)? My Daughter spilled garbage on me! By Avraham

9: It's a Purim Joke Part Three | What did the monkey say back? I love bananas I could eat a million! By Avraham

11: What kind of key can't open a door? A turkey! By Shlomo and Chaim

12: Why did Haman's daughter throw garbage on his head? | Because she thought he was Mordechai! By Meir

13: What happens when you press the brakes? | The car breaks! By Pinny

14: Why did the hot dog lie on the road? Because he wanted to get driven on! By Shmuel Chaim

15: Why did the hot dog go on the plate? Because he wanted to get eaten! By Dovid

16: Who lives in the green house? The Green People. Who lives in the blue house? THe Blue People. Who lives in the white house? The President! by Chaim

17: Why did the baker want to become a baker? | Because he kneaded the dough! By Chaim

18: Why did the person cross the road? Because he wanted to go to the pizza shop! By Dovid

19: Why did Haman go to the palace? Because he wanted to cook with Vashti! By Dovid

21: The creators of these jokes are all kindergarten students at Torah Day School of Phoenix. Their names are: Avraham Chaim Dovid Meir Pinny Shmuel Chaim and Shlomo

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