S: Coop's First A to Z Dictionary
FC: Cooper's First Candid Compendium of Colloquialisms: An Impressive, Informative, and Illustrated A to Z Dictionary Also, big words are hard. This book is awesome.
1: To my wonderful nephew and Godson Cooper, Read this. Love always, Aunt Katelyn
3: A | This won't be confusing at all. | is for | Aunts
4: B | Lettuce baths. | is for | Baths
5: Charlie Sheen | Often imitated, never duplicated. | C | is for
6: Best of luck. | D | is for | Dad | Best of luck.
7: E | is for | East Coast | Home of bagels and beaches.
8: You're obsessed. | F | is for | Feet
9: G | is for | Grandma and Grandpa | Good luck keeping track, kid.
13: K | is for | Kiwi | Choose wisely. | A bird and a fruit.
14: L | is for | Librarian | Respect.
17: O is for Old. What your parents are.
19: Q | Get acquainted. | is for | Quarter | And dime. | And nickel. | And penny. | And penny.
25: W is for Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart. | He shares your birthday! | No pressure.