S: Happy 1st Fathers Day!
BC: Love: Landen Joseph Lansard, 2011
1: I remember saying I don't care either way Just as long as he or she is healthy I'm ok, Then the doctor pointed to the corner of the screen And said..
2: "You see that thing right there well you know what that means"
4: And I started wondering who he was gonna be And I thought heaven help us if he's anything like me
5: He'll probably climb a tree too tall and ride his bike to fast End up every summer wearing something in a cast He's gonna throw a ball and break some glass in a window down the street
6: He's gonna get in trouble oh he's gonna get in fights I'm gonna lose my temper and some sleep It's safe to say that I'm gonna get my payback if he's anything like me
7: I can see him right now, knees all skinned up With a magnifying glass tryin' to melt a Tonka truck
8: Won't he be a sight with his football helmet on That'll be his first love 'til his first love comes along
9: He'll get his heart broke by the time he's in his teens And heaven help him if he's anything like me
10: He'll probably stay out too late and drive his car too fast Get a speeding ticket, he'll pay for mowing grass He's gonna get caught skippin' class And be grounded for a week
11: He's gonna get into trouble, we're gonna get in fights I'm gonna lose my temper and some sleep It's safe to say that I'm gonna get my payback If he's anything like me
12: He's gonna love me And hate me along the way
13: The years are gonna fly by And I already dread the day
14: He's gonna hug his mama, he's gonna shake my hand He's gonna act like he can't wait to leave
15: But as he drives out he'll cry his eyes out If he's anything like me
16: There's worst folks to be like, oh, he'll be alright If he's anything like me
18: -Brad Paisley: | Anything like me.
19: Happy Fathers Day! xoxox