S: BRAD AUSMUS CATCHER TO THE STARS
BC: Catcher to the Stars
FC: BRAD AUSMUS CATCHER TO THE STARS | BRAD AUSMUS CATCHER TO THE STARS
1: "Hey Pau, this is a tremendous honor for you."
2: "Bryan Cranston, you may have 3 straight Emmys, but I have 3 Gold Gloves...and they were spread out."
3: "A.C., I thought you wrestled, not boxed. Put down the fist, it's embarrassing me. "
4: Sure, Matthew McConaughey, you can feel MY abs a little longer."
5: "Kim, I hope you realize that YOU got the hot one."
6: l | "Tom, I just wanted to let you know that your back sweat is ruining my wrist band."
7: "God Christian, I wear these shades so much better than you...as far as you know"
8: "I'm Brad Ausmus, catcher to the stars...and you are....?
9: "Audrina, when you throw the first pitch, just make sure to concentrate on me."
10: "Ken, I have an idea for a 10-part miniseries on an All-Star catcher who loves to surf. Let's Talk."
11: "Hi there, I forgot your name and you aren't nearly as hot as Joe said you were."
12: "Jenna, your old show would still be on if it was called "Dharma and Brad."
13: "Lauren Conrad, your "reality" does not compare with mine. Thanks for being hot though."
14: "Bill Paxton, this is your lucky night. I'm Brad Ausmus."
15: "Words can't possibly describe how beneath me this one is."
16: "Kathy, surprisingly you still look good, but not as good as me. I loved you in Necessary Roughness."
17: "A.J. and those other three people have totally ruined this picture."
18: "Warren, sometimes a picture says 1,000 words. This one doesn't." | Arguably the best athletes in HOUSTON history
19: "Jessica, I need no introduction and I'm going out the same way I came in: smart, good-looking, rich and famous.