S: Part I
BC: to be continued......... January 30, 2012
FC: Johnny Rouhafzai Part I
1: I could not start the story of my life without devoting the first page to my beautiful, intelligent, gorgeous, fantastic, awesome, kind, and sweet mother, the Great Cecilia!
2: My first pictures Unlike most mothers, my mom didn't think I was the cutest baby on earth. She is brutally honest!!
3: A week later .... I cannot take my eyes off my mother. She is amazingly beautiful; I am so blessed! | My dad is kind of cool too; my mom had a hard time teaching him how to hold me.
4: My first smile! How not to constancy smile at such angel God gave me for mom? My dad is a nice guy too, although not as good looking as my mom (not even close). She told me she prayed that I didn't get my dad's hair or his nose. I can see why.
5: Sweet parents, enjoy me now for you do not know, what a handful I will be!
6: I will never get tired of talking about my mother's beauty and grace. It is NOT because she is my mother, it is because she IS beautiful!I Nice necklace mom! Dad, you are a very lucky man!
9: Now I am incredibly cute!!
15: Innocent, naive parents: don't laugh too much at my cuteness, you do not know what is in store for you! Here is a glimpse!! Ha ha ha
16: With these little tricks I will convince my parents to sign me up for karate. They will pay for years. Sorry guys. I need to be fit and strong; I will cross continents and jungles; I will pet tigers and wrestle elephants and snakes. My charm and might will sweep girls off their feet. Oh! I cannot wait!
18: All I want to do is make my parents proud. My wise mother put me on the "gummy bear program" and that incentive took me to graduate summa cum laude from Calvary Road Christian School with a Kindergarten degree at the age of five. Boy! were they happy!
19: My love and admiration for my mother grows with each passing day. I heard she came from another country, but I think she came from another planet. How in the world was my father able to conquer her heart? She is a queen in every aspect. | I am my parents world; I am their little prince. I am a happy child!
20: I love my life
21: On August 17, 1989 my brother Andy Abdy is born. He is not the cute baby I was expecting but my parents reassure me that "he is going to be OK" This day in history my life will forever change.
22: Completely changed! | I become "Joy", mom's little helper. I do not mind, she is my queen! Besides, I want to get trained in housework so when I grow up and live with my little brother I can clean after him.
23: I truly love my baby brother and I am very happy to help mom take care of him.
24: My little brother is so much fun; I didn't know what I was missing.
29: I do not know why but I am starting to think my little brother is becoming a brat.
30: He always gets me in trouble with my parents; I am the big brother so I always have to give in .....
31: and let him beat the crap out of me. One day we both will be men and things will change. You may count on that my little pesky brother
32: ENOUGH of you brother! you are a pest! I better go away, I need my own space...
33: to learn new things each day! !thingslearn...
34: and acquire new skills to make my parents proud.
36: Time is flying! Is the world ready for me?
37: Being on my mom's wrong side is not fun, her unique punishments make me very sad; but oh Lord, it is her humorous side, what makes me tremble and cry! Lord! have mercy on me! I promise never to miss Mass.
38: She chases me with flashes and cameras, she hoards on lenses and film for she knows one day she will embarrass me to death. Oh Lord, stop the inventions of YouTube and FaceBook.
39: She tricks me into silly posing so she can forever laugh at me. Mother, what possesses you to do this to your favorite offspring? I promise to always be a good son, to take care of you when you are old and never put you in a nursing home. But please sweet mother, the fairest of all, do not ever embarrass me with those foolish images of me.
43: Pictures Worth A thousand Words
44: People talk about growing pains, but no one talks about the pain of growing up handsome and without confidence. | It is very painful!
45: My virtuous mom tells me that I am God's gift to her, but I go one step ahead; I am God's gift to the universe.
46: Yes! I did it again! I graduated summa cum laude from Bishop Ireton High School. Thank mom and dad, you have done a great job giving me the education and example to succeed in this difficult world. I won't let you down
47: Special thanks to you my devout and virtuous mother; your sacrifices will be rewarded by ten fold. Your retirement is closer than you think
49: These are mom's favorite pictures of me. She says this is the way she dreamed of me when I was growing up. She loves my innocent look, my sincere smile. My parents have fulfilled their mission; the time has come for me to move out into the world and show them that their sacrifices and selflessness have not been in vain. I am going to miss you mom, but I need a break from my pesky brother. I am pretty sure that with proper training, discipline and spanking he will not be a pain to you when he becomes a teenager.. Good luck to you mom and dad.