S: Birthday 2011
BC: Made for you with love from Amanda and Emerald Happy 26th Birthday! | We do act crazy, dance like we have to pee, and talk like we're mentally retarded, but that's who we are.... Best fFiends Forever
FC: A memoir of the lives of Nicole D'Amico, Amanda Tuscany, and Emerald Smith | A Good Friend Knows All Your Best Stories...A Best Friend Has Lived Them With You
1: Table of Contents | 1. It All Started with a Dream...and a Rock 2. Rabbits Got Nothin on Us 3. Deep Ponderings 4. Joey-Isms 5. A Family's Conversion into Polygamy 6. My Kids Said What?? 7. These Animals Could Only Belong to Us! 8. Please Don't Stop the Music 9. Sexual Tension? 10. Sexy Pictures, Crazy Times, Sisters at Heart, Partners in Crime 11. Kids - Then & Now 12. We Beat Kids- It's How We Roll 13. Family 14. It Doesn't Matter Where We Are... We Always Have Fun 15-16 For Better or Worse... Wife, Mother, and Best Friend 17. We Give The Best Presents 18. While We Teach Our Children All About Life..... 19. ...and the Best is Yet to Come!
2: 1. It All Started with a Dream...and a Rock
3: 2. Rabbits got Nuthin on Us!
4: 3. Deep Ponderings | Does a male cow have udders?? | Does it rain above the clouds? | What's the difference between scented and unscented?
5: 4. Joey-Isms | Ask me something a sober person wouldn't know | Oooohhhh... FACE | Awww is that the first time you've told a joke?
6: "Little Girls are Heavens Flowers" | "Only love can be divided endlessly, and still not diminish." | 5. A Family's Conversion into Polygamy | ...still no child support | Meow Squirt
7: 6. My kid said WHAT?! | Where's the flea whopper? | My daddy is in the hostibal | Nicole: What did you say? Bella: JJ said f*@k
8: 7. These Animals Could Only Belong to Us! | A chicken dog (minus the feathers) | A dwarf golden retriever | A 3 legged FIV cat...WTF??!!!!
9: Chase - Baby Come Back!! By: Hall & Oates | Katy - Boom Boom Pow by: Black Eyed Peas | Lina - Poker Face by: Lady Gaga | Sky - Take It Off by: Kesha | 8.Please Don't Stop The Music . . . .
10: 9. Sexual Tension..... | I just want to touch it a little....
11: 10. Sexy Pictures, Crazy Times, Sisters at Heart, Partners in Crime
12: 11. Kids Then & Now
13: 12. We Beat Kids, It's How We Roll | Sometimes we get carried away...
14: 13. F A M I L Y
15: 14. It Doesn't Matter Where we are..... We Always have fun
16: For Better or Worse... Wife, Mother and Best Friend
18: 16. We Give the Best Presents!
19: 17. While we try to teach our children all about life, our children teach us what life is all about.
20: 19. ...and the best is yet to come!