S: [ Max Wheeler ]
BC: We | Max! | 14 Apr 2000- Oct 2010
FC: [ Maximum Wheeler ]
1: My Herd: Mom Who Fears me? Pumas Pet Peeves: Bea Who I consider to be "Puma-bait": Kristi
3: Vacuums fear me. But I do love a freshly vacuumed carpet--just to leave an outline of my body when I get up!
4: It's best if I have 4 hands scratching me at the same time. I'm a big boy!
5: Each morning, I enjoy my breakfast, Mom brings it to me. And when Dora wants to howl, I lead the pack in 'THE HOWLING'. (My howl is the best.)
6: They have not made a table I can't see over, yet. | I also enjoy being a lapdog. I can back up and sit on anyone's lap for some love.
9: Mom told Kristi I could go for a walk with her. *tee hee* Mom also told Kristi I'd guard her from Pumas. What guard dog in his right mind would lower himself to guard "the Puma-bait"? I ran the other direction--Kristi might attract a Puma!
10: It's good to roam in the yard. Yep, no Puma's here.
12: And my herd (Mom) stays close by.
15: This is "The Pack".
16: I do love my summer haircuts
17: The Pack, they have arranged their pecking order...But really--NO ONE will walk past me laying across a doorway... *giggle*
18: If only I'd show'd that Bea when I had the CHANCE!