FC: Grannie and Grandpa Go To Europe 2011
1: Paris Lourdes San Sebastian Burgos Santiago de Campostella Fatima Lisbon
2: I could tell I was in for a fun trip from the moment I hit the TSA screening at LAX. My sadness from not getting a more gratifying pat-down from TSA employee ShaVonda was rewarded when two nuns kept setting off the metal detectors forcing ShaVonda to TCB. She strapped on a pair of latex gloves, took them both off for another screening, and made sure they weren't up in her Kool Aid no mo'. (The culprits were rosaries, but I appreciated ShaVonda's commitment to safety and fight in the war on drugs. You go, girl.) Since I was unable to take pictures of the event, I re-created it for you as ShaVonda bared a striking resemblance to Mo'Nique in her brilliant performance in the timeless classic "Soul Plane."
3: LAX Security Screening (Re-creation of events)
4: Eiffel Tower
5: June, 2011
6: Lourdes, France
9: The Grotto at Lourdes
11: This is the town jail. Bernadette and her family lived here as it was the only place they could afford. They was po'.
12: San Sebastian, Spain
13: San Sebastian was a beautiful city to visit. It's also where Elizabeth Taylor saw her cousin get eaten by cannibals so Katherine Hepburn wanted her to get a lobotomy in that crazy movie Suddenly, Last Summer
15: Keeping hydrated.
16: Burgos, Spain
19: Las prostitutas?
20: Santiago, Spain
21: This was a convent. A nun tried to escape by jumping out of her window. She wasn't able to fly like the other nuns, and sadly fell to the ground and died. Later, bars were put up over the windows and now it's a prison for nuns.
23: Fatima, Portugal
26: WARNING: NUNS ON THE RUN
27: Lisbon, Portugal
28: Navigator's Monument Lisbon | Torre de Belem
29: A big ass flag of Portugal | The Parliament