FC: Fun Times!!! | Derby College
1: So, my original plan was to copy and paste what I wrote on my facebook here to save myself a lot of time, however, reading through it I realised that in this past month we've done so much and come so far that it seemed outdated. So here I go with draft 2... | Admittedly when I first stated college I was like 'oh my what the hell have I got myself into', I was friends with suicidal Ben and the first few months were the longest of my life. Then I decided to make new friends and although I talked to Shareen, Kat, Sascha, Nicky, and Troy in lessons we became really good friends and later joined by non-suicidal Ben. All of you have made my 2 years at college fantastic and I feel that I have changed loads and become a lot more confident. There's no way the Jade 2 years ago would have come to college with her ass practically on display, pole danced around an umbrella or gone out under-aged drinking...My parents have a lot to blame on you :D. I have had so much fun and I only wish it had gone as slow as my first few months because it seems to have gone so quick and now we are all going our separate ways. This is why I decided to make this book so that all our memories and photos could be kept together in one place. I hope we all stay in touch because it would seem a shame to lose friendships so priceless. All my love and best wishes for the future, | Jade xoxox
2: Shareen | "What fork you have really does make a difference to how your food tastes!" | Profile Gender: Man with boobs. Sexuality: Straight (???) Fetish: Rotties with perfect starts. Preferred occupation: Vet. Reason why we love her: She is always there to help us when we need it, whether it is drilling biology into our heads or talking about lads. She is brutally honest and will always tell us the truth even if we may not like it but it's never malicious and always for the best.
3: "Well that didn't seem very realistic!" | "Grrrrr!" | "Rotties have stars on their arses" | "Respiration...Nicotinamide Adenine Dinucleotide!"
4: Kathryn | Profile Gender: Female. Sexuality: 70-30. Fetish: Secretary outfits. Preferred occupation: Marine biologist. Reason why we love her: For always making us laugh by hop, skip and jumping over and past the line, especially while we are eating our dinners. For her outrageous dance moves, including the famous chicken dance and for her brilliant karaoke stylings... She seriously puts Prince to shame.
5: "I know how big I'm gonna grow when I have a baby!" | "...And shark fins are high in Magnesium so they are gonna get magnesium poisoning and die. HA!" | "I'm not gay I'm 70-30" | "Gloucester sausages!"
6: Troy | Profile Gender: Honorary Female. Sexuality: Gay. Fetish: Peter Pan. Preferred occupation: Mad scientist (specialising in Toxicology). Reason why we love him: The funny one liners, general humour and whit. He has the best taste in guys out of all of us and is our honorary female friend. He makes chemistry cool even though he can't make astrobiology cool (but who can?).
7: "I'm gonna push you down the stairs and stomp on your face." | "Sexy time!" | "Community chest ...everyone gets a feel." -- in front of Shareen's Mum! | "Brown town" / "Tuna town"
8: Ben | Profile Gender: Male. Sexuality: Gay. Fetish: Clouds and geography. Preferred occupation: Musical composer. Reason why we love him: Even though we hadn't know him as long as the others he accepted us straight away. He is brilliant at playing guitar and keyboard and has great fashion sense which we often see being modelled by Troy. He is funny and kind and wouldn't hurt a fly and his perfectly skinny little ass makes us all jealous, although not when he's getting it kicked by Kat.
9: "Geography is everywhere!" | "Oh My God, that's amazing." | "I so want a Burberry coat!" | In honesty this isn't a picture of you with us lot, you just look cool and this is the only page it fits :) | "Maybe it's a thin person thing"
10: Kevin | Profile Gender: Effeminate (that's what he said. I'm confused). Sexuality: Straight. Fetish: Colours and circles. Preferred occupation: Chemistry teacher. Reason why we love him: Always full of random knowledge that may or may not come in handy in the future. He is always kind caring and thoughtful towards others and always puts them first. He never loses his temper and is just Kevin!
11: "Pretty colours!" | "My wall looks empty now it's not covered in post it notes" -- the famous post it notes! | "Sure there are gonna be times where you're knocked back, or your prize is pulled away from you - but it doesn't make it any less possible to achieve =]" | "No one is 100% gay or 100% straight"
13: College | Uncle David
15: This trip to Flamborough Head would have sucked without Nicky. Our picnic on the cliff suffering from mass movement over-looking the sea while it rained was great! We then named landforms... . | Arch Jade | Stack Nicky
16: Last Day Of College | 22nd May, 2009
17: BYE BYE COLLEGE! | This was such a sad but funny day. A hooker, a secretary, a ladybird, Peter Pan and Kevin!
20: Rounders on Kat's Birthday
22: KAT'S 18TH! | BUBBLES!
24: NIGHTS OUT!!! | NIGHTS OUT!!!
27: Nominees | Shareen Akhtar | Kathryn Taylor | Jade Blower | Troy Parker | Benjamin Bayliss | Kevin Adamson
28: Best Hair Troy Parker | Best Dressed Ben Bayliss | Best Bottom Ben Bayliss | Best Smile Shareen Akhtar | Best Laugh Kathryn Taylor
29: Best Conversationalist Kathryn Taylor | Best Heart Jade Blower | Best Taste in guys Troy Parker | Best Humour Troy Parker | Best Personality Jade Blower