FC: JORDAN HEFFLER'S WHITE SNOW AND EIGHT DWARFS
1: I DEDICATE THIS BOOK TO MY LOVING FAMILY
2: Yesterday, in Upper Dublin, a very peculiar thing happened. White Snow became very sure of herself. She said, "It is impossible for me to get lost. You could send me anywhere, and I could find my way back | here on foot, in Upper Dublin." So the village people sent her on a plane to Japan. Sure enough, White Snow walked back. Then they sent her to Europe, Africa, and even Antarctica, and again she just
3: walked on back. white snow started to boast, "Ha! those were the hardest places in the world to walk back from. I'll give you all one more chance."So, what's it going to be? she said impatiently. Hit | me with your best shot." The village people gave their best shot. They shot a bullet into the woods, and told her to follow it into the center. "This'll be a snap!" she yelled so the villagers could here her.
4: It took White Snow two hours to make a complete circle and get right back where she started. She yelled, " Would somebody please be kind enough to help me? Just give me a sign!" and then White | began to cry, unable to get up from her large puddle of tears. Then an advertisement for the Eight Dwarfs Hotel came flying down and landed in her hand. White Snow looked left and right,
5: but nothing was there. She started to go back to her crying, when she heard a loud POOF! She looked up, and she was in the five star Eight Dwarfs Hotel. She looked at the golden front desk, and saw | the eight dwarfs. "Are you the owners?" she asked. "Of course! We're eight dwarfs, aren't we?" Then White Snow asked for an offering. " If I work here as a maid, can I live
6: here?" "Fine," they said together without any hesitation. "Then I could live here happily ever after!" So White Snow lived there happily for many years, but after a | while, she started to dream of a prince. White Snow thought of a plan and told the dwarfs. She was to pretend she was unconscious, and have a prince wake her up. Every single prince came to
7: see her, and they all left, because they could tell she was faking. When the last prince came to see White Snow, she planned to not move a muscle. But the prince was hiding behind a nearby tree, | and saw her move. He went over to her and said," Are you alright? I shall wake you with a kiss. He knelt down and took a Swiss Army knife out of his pocket, and cut White Snow into eighty pieces."That's
8: what you get!" he said, and walked away.