FC: The Bean Stalk And Jack By: Milind.R
1: Wow, man that was the biggest bend I have ever did in my life... good thing the giant is in space now. Not even the world's most flexible person could bend that much. I should be in the world records books each year for that bend, but wait it's only 1827 forget that I ever said that they don't exist yet. Well let me introduce myself, I am the bean stalk. No one bothered to ask of my opinions during the story. Yes, I can talk for all you Jack lovers out there, he is poor and and wears rags and I am magic and green ... um did I tell you I am green. Lets start from... well the start.
2: I was just a normal bean when a magic hacksore can found me and made me magic. I x2 my size and was magic. The hacksore was my father for 2 days and then Jack came along to sell his skinny cow. So my father traded me for that skinny cow. I sobbed all the way to my new home. Then his mother gets angry because Jack traded the skinny cow for me...I'm 200 percent better. She then throws me out the window a good 5 feet. Pretty good for a fat old woman. They went to bed hungry with no food. I started to think his mom ate all the food judging by her size, but suits them right for throwing me out the window.
3: Then at about 11:00 pm I felt a weird rage and then my shell split open and then a root came out. Then I was so tall in a blink of an eye. I couldn't see the ground below me. I could only see a castle over the clouds. Then I felt a tickle and then noticed it was that punk Jack trying to climb me. It hurt really bad because he had sharp rocks stuck to the bottom of his shoe. He broke 5 of my leafs. With all the pain I let out a big yell. He didn't hear me because he wasn't even half way up. Then I heard a rumble come from the castle. Then a huge giant came out and said " fe fi fo fum where did that sound just come from". Then he ran the opposite direction from me. Then Jack pokes his head out from the clouds. He comes out and ran towards the castle. He meets a stout old nice woman. She warns him about the giant, and jack explains his situation about how poor he is. Remember I'm magic I'm the better choice. Then they both went in. Jack then saw sacks full of gold. He then asked for one. Then the woman asked him if she gives him a sack a golden egg laying goose and a golden self playing harp then he will take her with him down and he agrees. Then the giant barges into the house. Jack hide behind a sack." Fe fi fo fum I smell the smell of a new dweller. The woman bribes him it's just her new perfume and she make a golden egg omelet and the harp starts to play .
4: Then Jack comes out, he takes the goose and tells the woman to get a head start down the bean stalk and he take the harp and a sack. The giant noticed Jack and the starts chasing him. Jack then jumps on me and started down. Wham! the giant jumps on me, man he is heavy! The woman reaches the ground then the top of me bends down to the ground. Then Jack gets of and I fling upwards and threw the giant into space. Ha I helped Jack so there is another reason to like me. Now he, his mom, the woman, the harp, and the golden egg laying goose live happy ever after because they became rich and famous. And the Giant is dead in space. Most likely.
5: Who do you like better me the Bean Stalk or Jack?