2: Re Cap Winter 2012 | It's too big!
3: "IT'S TOO BIG!" -SOPHIE TALKING ABOUT HER GRANDMA JOLENE'S CHRISTMAS TREE
4: Let her sleep, for when she wakes... She Will Move Mountains!
6: Spring is Here!
7: Some Bunny's Having An Easter Egg Hunt | Hippity Hoppity Easters On It's Way
8: Sophie is calling the Easter Bunny to ask where her Easter basket is.... He came while she was outside with her daddy and He left her a trail of Jelly Beans to follow. Daddy taught her that the Easter Bunny poops jelly beans. Sometimes she gets confused and tells people that Jesus poops jelly beans. This is false, Jesus does not poop Jelly Beans.
9: Flashback Easter 1986
10: Sophie says, "I am Lilo's baby... she bites people for me." | its' funny because it's true | Hey Daddy, you got girl parts? No, I'm a boy. Ohhh, you got boy parts? Yes Oh, okay. | LILO LILO LILO
11: "The more you laugh the longer you live" | choo choo the big train is coming down the track, ya! | OHHH You Got Your Nails Done??? so petty | Can I have some Lips?
12: Springtime on the FARM | Pee-you-ski, those animals smell stinky! | Darla
14: The goats are out!!! Hey guys, The goats are out!
15: Rats and snails and puppy dog tails... That's what little boys are made of. Sugar and Spice and all that's nice...Thats what little girls are made of. | Little miss muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey, along came a spider and sat down beside her and frightened miss muffet away
17: DAD: The Man, The Myth & The Legend | MOMMY, WHERE'S YOUR HUSBAND? MOMMY, WHERE IS THE KITTY'S HUSBAND ?
20: Best Friends!
21: The Best Summer!
22: "Home of the free... Because of the Brave" | Henefer Park 2013 Stephens Reunion | Memorial Day 2013
23: Family, Fun, Food and Fireworks | Let's Celebrate!
24: Ashlee Pashlee Puddin' and Pie Kissed the boys and made 'em Cry | Lazy baby won't you get up | When we got married, we were as poor as Church Mice | Oh dear! What can the matter be? Dear, dear! What can the matter be? Oh, dear! What can the matter be? Johnny's so long at the fair
25: from time into eternity.... | LaVon Videan Stephens Parry Nov. 8 1924 - Aug.6-2013 | Good morning merry sunshine, how did you wake so soon ... you scared away the little birds and shined away the moon | Ashlee, Where's Your Baby? | What's the Trouble? | EW, YICK IT | Your dad will have a batch of dead robins | Half passed Kissin' time Time to Kiss again | What time is it? It's a freckle past a hair | mind your own beeswax /none of your beeswax
26: Famous Phrases from Grandma | I can't s a sluggard too lazy to try | Mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy a kid 'll eat ivy too wouldn't you ? | Don't you know it's be nice to your Brother day ? | Don't take any wooden nickels | Good night, sleep tight. Don't let the bed bugs bite. Grandma what are you doing, Nuthin', just mildewin' Grandma are you eating potato chips, nuh uh. Your name will be muuud! You better zip your lip Here, Here Come again! I'll box your ears You better not! Nincompoop I'd better be nice Too bad, So sad Umpteen years Sloppy Dick Pot Licker! Fibber Re-tour-did Smart as a whip Cute as a bugs ear Nigger Toes (Brasil Nuts) I got a hitch in my git-a-long Oh, look at her, she's got the anorexia I've gotta get my mammy-o-gram Her shoes should throw a party and invite her skirt down! We can park here, Hand me my retard sticker Grandma how are you? Finer than Frogs Hair! | do the best with what you can, and can the rest | That's as worthless as a windshield wiper on a ducks butt! | If wishes were fishes we'd all have a fry | Pot calling the kettle black | I LOVE YOU AND DON'T YOU EVER FORGET | Better than a peck on the head with a sharp rock | Colder than a fart in a dead Eskimo | I didn't just fall off the turnip wagon yesterday | How does that grab ya? Like a shark in a toilet | Here comes a little mouse and he's lookin' for a house and he found one right here | Smarter than the average bear | said the thousand legged worm, as he began to squirm, "has anybody seen a leg of mine? If it can't be found then I'll have to hop around on the other Nine hundred, ninety-nine." Hop around, Hop around, on the other 999 | "MUSCLES" | I'll give you an ass burn (aspirin) come sit on the stove top | dust is a protective coating | Don't you know? | Put a zipper on it | Up your nose with a Rubber Hose | you make a better door than a window
27: Grandma are you feeding the cat cheese under the table? , nuh uh. Grandma why is there a pile of cheese under the table? ... Wasn't me Grandma why did you feed the cat? Well, He told me he was hungry | I'm not-a-kiddin' ya | Oh he's a few bricks short of a load | That's so tight, It's like skin on a weenie | I better get up before the rigor mortis sets in | I love me I love me so I took myself to the picture show wrapped my arms around my neck and squoze so hard i choked to death. | My get up and go must have got up and went. Oh, You're full of balloon Juice Don't cut off your nose to spite your face. Don't be a dog in a manger It's a different generation Put an elastic around it (when a boy needs to pee) You'll just have to get glad again in the same pants you got mad in Sonny Boy "She's awful busy " (Miss Sophie) Yittle Yue Yue turn off the lights Little boy blue /Little miss muffet | Years and Years and Donkey Years | Hurry Back tickled pink Patty's flea Spoiled Rotten Cat's got your tongue Snug as a bug in a Rug itsy bitsy spider ass over tea kettle Knee high to a grasshopper shorty high pockets Charlie Brown Crooked as a dogs hind leg For a Hundred years Took a Joe Harris (fall) Too big for your Britches She's like a fart in a skillet Blacker than toby's butt disappeared like a toot in the wind Your dad'll send me up the road kickin' rocks Black licorice = Cambodian kids/nigger babies | Didn't your mom ever teach you if you can't say something nice don't say anything at all! | Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack when do i get my money back ? | Yahooty did it | Oh, that'll pucker your bum hole | Spooks! | nobody likes me, everybody hates me I think I'll eat worms | You Two better Quit | Recycled teenager | better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick | I'll kick your buuutt | Duck on a rock | Run sheep Run | eating bread & milk | Lazy baby | Pansy | Panty Waist | cutter down eddie | Mind your P's and Q's
28: Love/Valentines Day/Anniversary | "I love you, not only for what you are, But for what I am when I am with you." -Roy Croft | 5 Year | 06.20.2008
29: "Lucky I'm in love with my best friend" | The best thing about me is you.
32: Happy Anniversary!
34: Don't fall off... I won't ! | Ashlee : "Sophie are you ok down there?" Sophie: "Yes mom, everything is absolutely fine."
35: at 1 | at 2 | at 3 | "THERE'S A GREEN WITCH INVOLVED!" | DO YOU HAVE YOUR RED SHOES ON? NO, THEY ARE RUBY SLIPPERS! | TRUNK OR TREAT 2013
36: Happy Birthday to You | Hooray For Birthdays | BUT OF COURSE WE HAVE TO ______ BUT OF COURSE WE CAN'T FORGET _________ | You can't wear pants under your dress! | Boys can't wear nail polish because they're boys | Hey guys, My Head Is Stuck!
37: I'm gonna need you to _____________. | 3 | I can't believe I'm | Jake: " Hey Sophie, what do you think your mommy is doing in there?" Sophie: "She's just spraying her hair... Don't worry about mommy... just worry about yourself!" | Favorite Shows: Dora, Bubble Guppies, Doc McStuffins Favorite Color: Pink and sometimes Purple Favorite Game: Puzzles, flash cards, check ups Favorite Movie : Frozen, Tangled, Little Mermaid | Hey be quiet Hey Stop Talking
40: So much to be thankful for!
41: BLESS THE POTATOS AND DAMN THE MEAT TURN OVER YOUR PLATE AND START TO EAT | Grandma, I've learned so much from you. I have a list of things I want to say but mostly just thank you! Thank you for rocking my baby when my arms were tired. Thank you for reading stories to her and teaching her silly songs. Thank you for showing me how much you love me. Thank you for raising my mom to be such a great woman. Thank you for being my daughters best friend! We will miss, you but we know you're not far. I love you forever!
42: Holiday Memories Warm Even The Coldest Of Days
43: A Season of Love and Laughter | Family Is The Best Part Of
44: CHRISTMAS PAST
46: Elthera & Twila Marie | MAX | 1983 | 1985 | 1987 | 2011 | 1982 | 1987
47: LaVon | Elthera | 2003 | 2011 | 2005 | 1983 | 1986 | 1987 | 1983 | 1987 | 2009
48: Sophie: "daddy, tell me about the big bad wolf!" Jake: "well, it's a story about bacon. Wolves love bacon." | Rule #2: NEVER SNEAK UP ON A BREINHOLT. Sophie learned this lesson just now. Picture this... I'm washing my face, all is well, my child is asleep in her room. Then ... I look up in the mirror only to see a small apparition dressed in a white nightgown (complete with exorcist hairstyle) above my shoulder reflecting back at me. In a half awake tone It spoke "mommy" It wasn't a demon, thankfully, but you wouldn't have known that by my shriek. Ask my neighbors. Yes, i scared her into tears... I'm not ashamed to admit. But she scared the crap out of me first. she's lucky she didn't get hit with a flying object. Ya, I'm pretty sure she's traumatized... Hopefully enough that she will start announcing her presence in advance when she wanders at night. These small people bring new adventures every day! PS- the white nightgown might not ever be found again, its super cute in the sunlight... but its a tad on the horror-story side after dark. On the bright side it's a Lucky day my bladder was empty or we'd get to see a therapist for sure.
49: Sophie just informed me very loudly that, "I'm 16, I'm not a child" .... Jake started giggling .... but I know that Someone's been watching the little mermaid. | In church we sang "called to serve" at the end of sacrament, and out of nowhere Sophie yelled "get up and dance people!" Right after that she did an amazing Stevie Wonder impersonation (while raising the roof with her eyes closed). Another great church moment for my book. I'm pretty sure she thought we were evangelicals or southern baptists for a moment there. | Ashlee: "Sophie how are you doing down there, Is everything ok?" Sophie: "Yes mom, everything is absolutely fine."