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BC: Made for You with Love by Karol and Darlynn

FC: Happy Retirement Darlene! | Sept | Sept. 9, 2011

1: I'm retired - goodbye tension, hello pension! | THE GANG

2: A Blast From The Past! | It was a Vintage Year

3: Memories | You | I

5: Truly Great Friends are Hard to Find Difficult to Leave and Impossible to Forget

6: Life begins at ... | Good Friends are | RETIREMENT | A Blessing

7: Enjoy ! | Live - Love Laugh

8: Ruby Urban... David Garcia... Sam Westre... | You were always on the

9: ...John Stothard...David Wilson..all have jobs, | lookout for a job opening at the county..... | Thanks to You!

10: Call it a Clan, call it a Network, call it a Tribe, call it a Family Whatever You call it, Whoever You are, You need one. -Jane Howard- | Good Times

12: Many people will walk in and out of your life. | But only | TrueFriends | Will Leave | On Your Heart | Footprints

13: Will Leave | True Friends

14: My Church Family | The purpose of Life | I will Love You | Always!

15: Is a Life of Purpose

17: "Families are like fudge ... mostly sweet with a few nuts."

18: Few Things are More Delightful than Grandchildren

19: It's The Little Things In Life That Matter

20: Remember Your Yesterdays Dream Your Tomorrows Live Your Todays

21: Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when were kids? If you're less than ten years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions. "How old are you?" "I'm four and a half!" You're never thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half, going on five! That's the key. Then you get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead. "How old are you?" I'm gonna be 16! You could be 13, but hey, you're gonna be 16! And then the greatest day of your life - You become 21. Even the words sound like a ceremony. YOU BECOME 21. YESSSS!!! But then you TURN 30. Oooohh, what happened there? Makes you sound like bad milk! He TURNED; we had to throw him out. There's no fun now, you're just a sour dumpling. What's wrong? What's changed? You BECOME 21, you TURN 30, and then you're PUSHING 40. Whoa! Put on the brakes, it's all slipping away! Before you know it, you REACH 50 and your dreams are gone. But wait!!! You MAKE it to 60. You've built up so much speed that you HIT 70! After that it's a day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday! You get into your 80's and everyday is a complete cycle. You HIT lunch, you TURN 4:30 and you REACH bedtime. And it doesn't end there. Into the 90's; you start going backwards; "I was just 92." Then a strange thing happens. If you make it over a 100; you become a little kid again. "I'm a 100 and a half!" May you make it to a healthy 100 and a half..............GEORGE CARLIN

23: Notes Just for You

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