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Happy Birthday James!

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BC: Created with love, Kristie

FC: Happy Birthday! October 14, 2009 With Love from Your Girls , Kristie, Jessica, & Jaylah

1: Our life together begins....

2: ...we have a great big family who loves us...

4: and we have a beautiful family of our own!

5: We have so many memories and stories to share, and we've been so blessed...

7: ...and from three we grew to a family of four...

8: Jaylah Jessica | Chico

10: The holidays... 'it's the most wonderful time of the year!'

11: Visiting Santa in Safford

12: In the mountains, on the beach, or at the river,

13: as long as I'm with you...

14: Them too!

16: This is what life is all about..

18: As I thought about what I could do to make this a memorable birthday, I decided to collect memories of you... Your Mom likes to tell the story about the time you stayed at your Nana's house and after some time had passed and you remembered that you would be spending the night, you said, "Dumb mama, why did she leave me?" David likes to remind you that he used to erase your name often from the chalkboard in high school; he felt bad for you since your name was written up there on pretty much a daily basis! He kept erasing it until one day your teacher wrote in big letters, "DO NOT ERASE!" Oh well, he tried! I always remember the time we spent in Strawberry, if I ever had any doubts, that is when I knew for sure..."we're gonna haul ass!" haha Fred N. remembers giving you the nickname "Pugsley" way back during those SRP days, Here you are with him again! Bonnie & Jason C. have those North Carolina stories about you, including all those times you and Jason would try and scare each other!

19: Joe Fuller had a story too: I remember once soon after meeting James when James was about turning 20 or 21 when we were working out of town together and we got stranded and James had to urinate real badly! He kept trying to hold it but he couldn’t and right about when he just couldn’t hold it anymore, a midget came by riding on a tricycle and carrying a pitcher of lemonade. James punched the midget in the nose and snatched the pitcher of lemonade from him before the poor little guy landed out cold on the ground. James then drank all the lemonade as fast as he could except for a very huge mouth full. By this time James is sweating urine he had to go so bad. He then does his business in the now empty pitcher. He spits the remaining lemonade in the midge’s face which woke him up. He then helps the little man up off the ground and brushes him off ever so careful as he nears the little man’s derriere. He helped him up on to his tricycle, handed him back the pitcher and told him he was sorry and that he hoped he enjoyed his lemonade. OK… so this didn’t actually happen except in James mind in the sequel to . Maybe not this story exactly but thousands upon thousands run through his distorted mind on a regular basis just like this story. In most of them a midget rides by doing some twist on riding the trike and holding lemonade. Incidentally there would have been some other things that happened to the little midget in many of James’ versions. This is my anecdote of an understanding of and sharing in a certain sense of humor that I share with James on a regular basis. I know he will appreciate it. Happy Birthday my friend.

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Kristie Moreno
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