S: The BIG FAT Fib
FC: The BIG FAT Fib | a modern day Shakespearean tale
1: This is a story dedicated to the smallest of Shakespeare fans.
3: Once upon a time there was a king. He had three daughters: Goneril, Regan and Cordelia.
5: Instead of a birthday gift, he wanted to give his daughters some of his kingdom.
7: He asked them how much they all loved him. Goneril said “I love you more than chocolate chip cookies”. Regan said “I love you more than ice-cream” and Cordelia said “Nothing”.
9: King Lear did not understand what Cordelia meant, and was sad. He told Cordelia to leave and she went to France.
11: After King Lear gave Goneril and Regan his land, they became very mean to him. They only wanted his land so they fibbed about how much they liked him. They secretly DID like ice-cream and cookies more than him.
13: King Lear realized Cordelia was the only one not telling a file. She was his nicest and prettiest daughter. She would even share her cookies with him. King Lear said sorry, and she forgave him.
15: As punishment Regan and Goneril had to eat tons and tons of icecream and cookies. So much that they got sick and fat, and covered in Oreo crumbs. The End.