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S: T h e S u p p o r t C e n t e r a n d t h e L e g e n d o f G o l d e n b o y

BC: mayoketchstard

FC: The Support Center and the Legend of Goldenboy | By: Matthew Goldey

1: In Loving Memory of all the Souls Lost to the Support Center

2: Golden | The | Center | Legend

3: boy | Support | and the | of

4: Once upon a time, there was a man named Dan. Dan had a big 'ol beard.

5: Dan worked at the support center for many years, always happy to help the needy customers.

6: The needy customers soon multiplied and Dan needed help. So the company hired Matt. Dan trained Matt. Dan loves training!

7: Matt was a fast learner and soon he was breaking all sorts of phone call records.

8: Thus, Goldenboy was born.

9: As many calls as Goldenboy took, the support center was still struggling. All of the other call takers sucked ass. Goldenboy needed help. | "uhhhhhh, i don't know what to do."

10: Eric, who had been working in Tradersville, was recalled to the support center. He could help, he was a ginger.

11: Dan, Goldenboy and Eric became a force to be reckoned with. They took calls and dispatched tickets like none other! Nothing could stand in their way, nothing...

12: Except for bulldog, dun dun dunnnn!! Bulldog "ran" the support center. He was a mean motherfucker.

13: Bulldog shit everywhere...and he took big 'ol shits. He didn't care if his shit got on Dan, Goldenboy, or Eric! What an ass!

14: Matt hated bulldog so much that he left the support center. He was offered another job at the Mayonnaise factory. He continues to live up to the Goldenboy name.

15: And then there were two... Dan and Eric put on fake smiles and pushed on. If nothing else, Stumbletits got them through the days.

16: Stumbletits !

17: And the legend of Goldenboy lives on. And Dan continues to train. And Eric continues to be called a ginger... He does have a soul, though., we think.

18: The

19: End

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