S: T h e S u p p o r t C e n t e r a n d t h e L e g e n d o f G o l d e n b o y
FC: The Support Center and the Legend of Goldenboy | By: Matthew Goldey
1: In Loving Memory of all the Souls Lost to the Support Center
2: Golden | The | Center | Legend
3: boy | Support | and the | of
4: Once upon a time, there was a man named Dan. Dan had a big 'ol beard.
5: Dan worked at the support center for many years, always happy to help the needy customers.
6: The needy customers soon multiplied and Dan needed help. So the company hired Matt. Dan trained Matt. Dan loves training!
7: Matt was a fast learner and soon he was breaking all sorts of phone call records.
8: Thus, Goldenboy was born.
9: As many calls as Goldenboy took, the support center was still struggling. All of the other call takers sucked ass. Goldenboy needed help. | "uhhhhhh, i don't know what to do."
10: Eric, who had been working in Tradersville, was recalled to the support center. He could help, he was a ginger.
11: Dan, Goldenboy and Eric became a force to be reckoned with. They took calls and dispatched tickets like none other! Nothing could stand in their way, nothing...
12: Except for bulldog, dun dun dunnnn!! Bulldog "ran" the support center. He was a mean motherfucker.
13: Bulldog shit everywhere...and he took big 'ol shits. He didn't care if his shit got on Dan, Goldenboy, or Eric! What an ass!
14: Matt hated bulldog so much that he left the support center. He was offered another job at the Mayonnaise factory. He continues to live up to the Goldenboy name.
15: And then there were two... Dan and Eric put on fake smiles and pushed on. If nothing else, Stumbletits got them through the days.
16: Stumbletits !
17: And the legend of Goldenboy lives on. And Dan continues to train. And Eric continues to be called a ginger... He does have a soul, though., we think.