S: CHICKS before Dicks - BRO's before Hoes
BC: Ever wanted to find out what was under the Hijab..? This poetry book gives you a full insight into Sahar's university life..! FROM THE MAKERS OF;- 'When we Collide' and 'What the Karis' ....... SsKamM © presents: 'Chicks b4 Dicks - Bro's b4 hoes'
FC: Sahar | by SsKamM'
1: CHICKS.... | BEFORE DICKS..... | BRO'S.... | BEFORE HOES... | A SsKamM original!
2: Miss Sahar Khan, I have to share, That this book has been our worst nightmare!
3: A pillow with pictures is what we said; Why couldn’t you have wanted that instead?!?!
4: Make a wish! | Since the day we met, you’ve been a pain in the ass, Forcefully making us a group in psychology class...
5: friends | ...Even though you're always late or chilling in bed; You're still our prettyful, pending, most favourite Pleb!
7: Birthday Girl! | With property law, you're bound to go far, But lets hope you walk 'cos you mash up every car!
8: The Mardy Bitch | The Emotional Bitch | Your intelligence is evident and your future is clear; As long as you don’t cheat on your exams this year!
9: The Lazy Bitch | The Funny Bitch | The Lascivious Bitch
10: You love tuna time but you're annoyingly slim; Hiding your bum cos' you're a 'good little muslim'...
11: Birthday Wishes
12: With every law assignment you work so hard, But you never remember your chuffin' student card!
13: At outdoor events, you’re fast and fit, It’s probably because you need to rush home for a shit!
15: Even though it’s your birthday, and you’re now 22! We’ll try and not let your age be a big issue... | We Love You!
16: The more candles, the bigger the wish! | You’re officially OLD, but don't dismay, It makes you who you are, and we love you this way!
18: It’s crazy how university finishes so fast, We hope you don’t make us a ‘thing’ of your past...
19: We’re your Sskamm’rs – well, without the A; We’re your SEXY friends, and we’re here to stay!