S: memoirs of an infant NOEMIE S. DYSART
BC: "Flawlessly executed...a real page-turner." -The New York Times "Dysart's voice is a sure and mighty force." -Scholastic Books "Epic. Like Homer's The Odyssey, only vaster in scope." -The Wall Street Journal "A masterly achievement. This is only the beginning for Noemie S. Dysart." -George Washington
FC: Memoirs of an infant | NOEMIE S. DYSART | Volume I
1: One day, Mommy wasn't feeling well. | October 29, 2010
2: She ended up in the hospital.
3: And I was born. Hello world! Are you ready?
4: Here I am with the man whom I resemble.
5: Pictures of me sleeping - a little creepy if you ask me.
6: who brought the Asian lady? just kidding, hey grandma!
8: WANTED: NOEMIE S DYSART OFFENSE: FUSSING SUBSTANTIAL REWARD IF RETURNED SLEEPING
10: When I was little I liked sitting in the green chair and touching my toes. Baby stuff.
11: Daddy and I on Easter Sunday 2011. Say Cheese!
12: Variations on a Theme: My Pointy Peaked Hat
13: A wise baby once said: A cute expression covers over much crying.
14: As a young baby I was frustrated by my immobility. Now I am only frustrated by the limits others set upon me.
16: Christmas 2011
17: This is probably not very safe but I find it comfortable.
18: Only in L.A. would this be the reaction to hearing my name: "Noemie? Guess you're gonna have to win an Oscar instead."
19: My first birthday October 29, 2011
21: Me and some of my aunts and uncles. Anyone seen the trail mix?
24: I work hard, but I can also be silly.
25: And I know how to wear a red dress without it wearing me. Hope you liked my first book!