S: Wedding Scrapbook 2014
BC: Thanks for everything
FC: From your students | Ms. Parrish and Dr. Morgan
2: 1 | 2 | 5 | 6 | 9 | 10 | 14 | 13
3: 3 | 4 | 7 | 8 | 11 | 12 | 15 | 16
4: Remember when... | You created this graph to teach our class how to make a graph? | You gave the entirety of Parker's presentation? | We spoke for a whole period only through our computers? | You adamantly encouraged us warned us not to watch the Bot Fly video?
5: You convinced us your cat was dead? "Did she die and then I buried her, or did I bury her and then she died?" | You conveyed that the hiking club had been disbanded through hangman? | The blue marker was really red? And didn't erase? | Your revised the pledge of allegiance? | " The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." | Awwwww
6: Better than SparkNotes: Wedding Edition | Plot overview: On February 1st, 2014, Ms. Parrish married Dr. Morgan at Green's Farms Church. The couple feared the repercussions of too many teenagers attending, but Dr. Morgan's ASR students promised to keep the scene under control. | Character list: Ms. Parrish: Dr. Morgan's bride. Graduate of the University of Chicago and Staples High School. Captain of UChicago's cross country, indoor, and outdoor track teams. Coaches cross country, indoor, and outdoor track at Staples High School. Teaches English. Likes original writing. Does not like SparkNotes. Dr. Morgan: Ms. Parrish's groom. Graduate of MIT. Claims MIT is veeeery stressful, as is Staples High School. Teaches ASR and physics at Staples High School. Discovered two gravitationally lensed quasars. Breathes Star Trek. Fan of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups and prime numbers. Students: Enrolled at Staples High School. Presumably have Ms. Parrish or Dr. Morgan as a teacher or coach. Smarter, more knowledgeable, and in every way cooler than students not enrolled at Staples High School. | Themes, motifs, and symbols: Green's Farms Church: The color green is symbolic of harmony, stability, endurance, and a restoration of well being. It also is the color of luck.The church encompasses all these qualities to indicate that the marriage of Ms. Parrish and Dr. Morgan will as well. February: The gemstone of February is the amethyst. The amethyst is said to promote peacefulness, happiness, contentment, emotional stability, and inner strength.It is the protection stone and repels negative energy, suggesting that the marriage of Ms. Parrish and Dr. Morgan will be happy and healthy as well. The 1st of the month: The number "1" is often used in the phrase #1, as in the best, signifying that Staples students really are better than students who do not attend Staples.
7: Test your knowledge! | 1) What day did the wedding take place? a) June 1st, 2014 b) September 14th, 2013 c) February 1st, 2014 d) Hawaii 2) Ms. Parrish and Dr. Morgan teach all of the following subjects EXCEPT a) Physics b) English c) Science Research (ASR) d) Spanish 3) As indicated in the passage, what is Dr. Morgan's response to stress at MIT? a) "Veeeery stressful" b) Curling up and crying beside a radiator c) Grabbing two buckets for tears - one for each eye d) Illegal activity 4) What sport does Ms. Parrish participate in? a) Science b) Running c) Competitive collecting of Heart of Darkness d) SparkNoting 5) It can be inferred that Dr. Morgan likes all of the following EXCEPT a) The Kobayashi Maru b) Ms. Parrish c) The number 7 d) His roommate at Villanova 6) What does the number 1 symbolize? Feel free to draw conclusions not on the previous page. a) Staples students are superior to other students b) February is superior to other months c) This wedding is superior to other weddings d) All of the above
8: Rumor has it... | Early dismissal! | ASR has been discontinued. | Dr. Morgan will exclusively be teaching physics from this point forward. | Early dismissal!!!! | Early dismissal!! | College doesn't matter. It only determines your entire future. | Snow day. | Biology is not a science. | Early dismissal!!! | The trip to MIT has been shut down. | Early dismissal!!!!!
9: Is it not true that not during the month of September you did not become engaged to someone other than Ms. Parrish and then didn't plan a wedding located not at Green's Farms Church not at 5:00 with no guests and especially not students because you definitely do not enjoy students' company or the company of former students when you choose not to get together with them for something other than coffee, but more than anything else you do not enjoy the tasting of food that is not cream puffs when you are not planning the nonexistent reception for your nonexistent wedding to which your nonexistent nonsarcastic sister was not invited, and the place cards for the reception which is not happening are not themed based on constellations that are not proportional in shape and size to the constellations that do not inhabit the same sky in which a planet that is not named 26267 Nickmorgan does not exist? | The answer is ... pending
11: Ms. Parrish, We are incredibly happy for you and we are so grateful to have you as a teacher. You are always so helpful and generous and we are so lucky to have met you. Congratulations on your engagement! From Sarah Zarrinfar Jillian Stefani, and period 5 English | We wish period 5 English would last forever!
12: From Physics Period 5
14: You are the BEST coach any team could ask for!!!!! Supportive, funny, helpful, nice, cool, and AWESOME!!!!! Congratulations on your recent engagement, and soon to be marriage!!!! :):):):) -Girls' track
18: You know what they say...