S: HAPPY 21ST BIRTHDAY RYAN!
FC: The Life and Times of | Ryan Clark
1: Ryan Christopher Clark was born on Saturday August 19, 1989 to Lori and Dennis Clark. He was born 5 lbs 6 oz. Once the nurse realized his name was'nt Brian, all was well with a healthy bouncing baby boy. | History
2: Through the Years
6: It was a normal weekend in the summer of August '89. I was at the threshold of my academic career when I received a gift a mere two weeks before starting school, an end to being the only child in the family. It proved to be the greatest gift I've ever received. You've been a great companion, through thick and thin, and the laughs have been a plenty. You've gone from being my little brother to my younger brother. These past twenty-one years wouldn't have been the same without you Ryan. So, enjoy the celebration and Happy Birthday! Cheers!
7: All for one and one for all My brother and my friend What fun we have The time we share Brothers 'til the end. ~Author Unknown
8: A sister is someone who loves you from the heart, No matter how much you argue you cannot be drawn apart. She is a joy that cannot be taken away, Once she enters your life, she is there to stay. A friend who helps you through difficult times, Her comforting words are worth much more than dimes. A partner who fills your life with laughs and smile, These memories last for miles and miles. When she is by your side, the world is filled with life, When she is not around, your days are full of strife. A sister is a blessing, who fills your heart with love, She flies with you in life with the beauty of a dove. A companion to whom you can express your feelings, She doesn't let you get bored at family dealings. Whether you are having your ups or downs, She always helps you with a smile and never frowns. With a sister you cannot have a grudge, She is as sweet as chocolate and as smooth as fudge. Having a sister is not just a trend, It is knowing you can always turn to her, your best friend.
11: "I've never really understood anything about the world. And I've never understood anything that has happened in my life. The only thing that has ever made sense to me is you and how I feel about you..." -Boy Meets World I had a hard time choosing just one story to talk about. But all I know is that these last 2 & a half years would not have been the same without you. And I wouldn't change anything about them. I hope this birthday is everything you want it to be and more. Happy 21st Birthday Baby! I Love You!
12: Dear Ryan (Dad), Thanks for being a good owner. Have a great 21st Birthday! Woof Woof Woof! | Love, Charlie
13: You are very selfless in taking a chair shot for Eric. Your rent money is always punctual. I love you and your backwards pajamas. You sir, truly are..."at ease" -Dan | Friends &Family | had this to say... | Ohh, Ryan. We've been room mates for the last 2 years and I can honestly say it's been a pleasure. Of course, I could probably sleep downstairs from a gorilla and it'd be quieter...That gorilla probably wouldn't have broken as many recliners as you have (two)...He also probably would have cleaned the bathroom at least once...and ate less food. But, at least you pay all your bills on time. - Tony
14: THAT MUS! Ryan I’ve known you ever since the day we decided to play Jumanji together and the good times haven’t stopped since. From playing basketball in the backyard to your muscley throwin’ arm you got there to all the good times we’ve spent talking about being a part of D4L, there hasn’t been a dull moment. I was thinking of all the things to write here and the inside jokes I came up with are also the funniest things I know from cadaver to Randy Orton to fluffing to the family channel to 7 words...7 WORDS? Thanks for all the memories bro, you’re a bulge. Now, you’re 21 and you’re a BIG FAT DYNAMO, so now I can finally say, here’s your lemonade and HEEEEERE’S YOUR BEEEER! AND WHERE’S THAT CAKE? Just remember not to go too crazy though, drinking has ruined my life, I’m only 31 years old! D4L...NOW DO MY LITTLE DANCE! -Drew
15: About 12 years ago or so Ryan was outside playing with some friends and his neighbor. The neighbor called him a cracker which Ryan responded by calling him black bean soup. Upon asking Ryan where he came up with that, his response was that it was a recipe from the back of the Saltines box. But that’s not where this story stops; fast forward a few months and I am opening presents at my birthday party, only to find the back of a Saltines box with a recipe for black bean soup. Every once in a while I find that recipe in my desk drawer, because yes I do still have it, and chuckle a little. Maybe one day I’ll get to trying the recipe. But anyway, that’s Ryan for you, funny and quick witted. And what better reason to bring up this story I love so much than for remembering him on his 21st Birthday. Happy Birthday Ryan! -Lauren
16: Mike and Ryan came down to our house for the weekend and we were sitting around one night and decided to play a board game. We chose to play the game Clue and we began to choose our players. When it came to Ryan's turn he said, "I want to be Colonial Mustard." Mike and I were on the floor laughing because, of course, his name is Colonel Mustard. Ryan then proceeded to say well then. I'll be Prof. Plum...haha. Happy Birthday Ryan! | Thinking of all the stories I have about you, the one that sticks out was when you said you wanted to change your name to Ray, that and "I should've farted in his drink" Happy Birthday Ray!
17: "Buck Webb, ARE YOU SERIOUS??. I see your skinny little ass is turning 21, the legal drinking age. Now you're a big boy. You can now go to WCW where the big boys play. Just don't drink and drive...unless its with me, Trevor Noonen!" | "The faces that haunt the dreams of McKenna and many other Labonnes employees. The greatest Adam Sandler quoting, jackass-dancing, goofy face making, Master Shake imitating, chooch magizzle's of the universe" I can't help that I'm custom-made, Happy Birthday McGizzle! | My boy Clark! We've known each other our entire lives so many fun times and memories but the memories that stand out the most are the times when we would be in religion class and would never pay attention, and always talk to Mr. Cook about the Yankees to get him off topic, or the fact that we would always do stupid stuff fooling around and making jokes to get everyone to laugh. You and your fam are like my 2nd fam...Happy Birthday Bro!
18: Happy 21st birthday Ray!!!! Yaoooooo is u saw nitro???? I hope you continue to self nelly and perform the booty dances in the front yard as cars drive by...haha. Vader and Commissioner Bear both told me they wanna snuggle your brains out for your 21st bday...Pike and Joey Lee both wanna go up the mall for your bday but I told them you can't go cause you didn't have enough experience, you lost your viscousness in a steel cage match against me with Mike as guest referee, and you flushed your blahness down the toilet... lol. But on a more serious note, I just wanted to say Happy 21st birthday Ray...stay safe and have fun
19: What do lemons, Pterodactyls, Thugs, and Tsunamis have in common? ...Ryan knows! Although, he will probably say he has no idea. Anyway, I have been told that Ryan and I have been friends since the day he was born, but I think my mom lied to me because I have no recollection of meeting him. Actually, it is just that which makes our friendship so unique. Ryan and I have always been friends and we never really "met". Usually one can trace a friendship back to the first encounter or conversation, but in all honesty, I cannot. It is amazing, really. The most important part is, no matter how long we do not talk for or do not see each other, nothing changes. We are always there for each other, even if he doesn't call me or if I just don't pick up my phone. Haha, either way we both know nothing has changed, and nothing will ever change. We are Best Friends. Happy 21st, Ry!!! --Give yourself a courtesy flush...before you make out with the toilet. :)
21: "Humor is just another defense against the universe." -Mel Brooks | Unless you're a complete stranger, it's hard not to notice Ryan's unique sense of humor. He's funny, witty, and has wonderful comedic timing. Ryan, these two pages were designed with you in mind, enjoy them (because you and I both know no one else will!). | Memorable Quotables: "Peter, please don't wipe your nose on the couch!" "Very good sir, you win $100" "You will respect your new mother....KISSS HER!!!" "It was a baby ox" "Heh heh....you don't have a son." "Well I'm not going to...EVER! EVEN IF THERE'S A FIRE!" "(Donkey Kong sucks)...you know something..YOU SUCK!" "Agreed..1st prize!" "...NIXON!" "Then I went through the Lincoln Tunnel" "Well then...giddy up!" "What's up Denim Dan?!" "Alright buddy" "How does that effect your driving?" "Sure, you've never been?" "I don't know kid Apache Junction" "Push her down son" "Half!" "Enhance" "So what? So let's dance!" "There's a baby in this dumpster" "Plane crashed here" "I SAID NO!" "Took the restrictor plate off, give the red dragon a little extra juice, let's keep that on the down low, not exactly street legal...HEY MIKE!" "I love you dad!" "Mildred! Hey Mildred!" "I love you, Frank" "Muah Daddy!" "Cartman..DERRR!" "Look what we have for dessert....GAS! YAY!" "I heard that" "...funny I shouldn't have heard that!" "I'm a grown man!" "Now you're gonna eat that GOD DAMN roast beef or you can go to BED!...GOOD!" "D4L?" "He has REAL legs" "NO! NO! I LOVE HER!" "AND DOWN YOU GO!" "Woozle Wuzzle" "To the Bee Mobile! You mean your Chevy?...yes" "Der Burger" "GET YOUR BUTT UP THERE NOW!" "BACON!" "Yeah, and you should ease up on that Denim jacket." "While you're there, you can get me a juicebox!" "JIMINY JILLIKERS JIMINY JILLIKERS!"
22: HAPPY 21ST | RY
23: BIRTHDAY | AN