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My day at work

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BC: The End

FC: By Ben Williams (and Mel Bennet) | A day in the life at BP

2: 7.30 a.m (ish). Arrive at work. Depression hits

4: 7.35. Take a shower. Try to find own shirt and not accidently wear someone else's all day. Ahem.

7: 8 am. Following lengthy shower, delay arrival at desk further by paying the coffee machine a visit. Then take the plunge. Start to pretend to work.

9: 8.10 am. Time for a break. Go and see someone for a chat. Be sure to carry notebook to fool manager that you are going for a meeting. Hope he doesn't notice that I seem to have meetings this time every day.

10: 8.30 am Attempt to reconcile environmental principles by doing some recycling

11: Demonstrate to manager how keen you are to work by taking notepad with you on toilet breaks. He must be impressed

12: 12.00 pm. Lunch time. Hallelulah. (There are usually other people and food there

13: 12.00 pm. Lunch time. Hallelulah! (There are usually people and food there). Have enormous plate of salad. Temporarily think BP would be a great place to work

14: 2.00 p.m. Take a break to think consider the meaning of life. Avoid the health and safety mafia by wearing high visibility jacket at all times. You never know when there might be an eclipse.

17: 2.30 pm. Struggle onwards. Check facebook for 59th time.

18: 3.30 pm. Use the last bit of daily food allowance to buy a snack. Find another crazy intern to enjoy it with. Try to look stern so that it looks like you're on a working break. Fail.

20: 4.30 pm. Freedom! Mount trusty steed, hope it doesn't rain. Till tomorrow...

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  • Title: My day at work
  • A day in the life at BP
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