BC: The End!!! :=)>
1: There once was a little baby Leprechaun named Vance. He ran around Ireland tricking people from the young age of 2. He tricked many people and soon the people of Ireland got sick of him and shipped him off to Sparta when he was only 6.
2: He was trained under harsh conditions to be a deadly warrior. During his training he had to survive a month in the wilderness and hunt for his own food.
3: On the second night in the wild a big elephant came near him, so he dug a hole in the dirt and hid in it. When the elephant came close enough he jumped on it. While he was on the elephant he realized that he had nothing to kill it with so he rod it all the way to France.
4: While he was in France he decided to take a tour of the place. Then he came upon a ginormous tower.
5: So he started to climb higher and higher up the tower and after two hours of climbing he saw that there was a weird machine that would take people up and down the tower. He jumped on the side of the machine wondering how to get in. Then he was trying to open the doors for a really long time until it got to the top and the doors got tired and opened themselves.
6: When Vance looked around everyone had little toys that would click and show your image on a screen. Then he got curious so he asked to see the object. When he was looking through the images he saw a picture of Ireland and it reminded him of his family.
7: The next day he got on a ship and went to Ireland. When he first saw his family he was so happy, but his family members were feeling the opposite. When the town heard that Vance was back they found him while he was sleeping. The whole town was so mad that they put him in a catapult and launched him all of the way to New York City.
8: When Vance woke up he was on the top of the statue of Liberty. The only way he could get down was to jump. When he jumped he landed right on his head and was knocked out.
9: When he came to his senses in was in an ally and there were some strange people on the other side of the ally. He went to see who they were and when he did he realized that they were part of the New York mafia, so he joined them.
10: Because he was still only a child they usually got him to do the really big crimes because no one would expect me to steal from them. Soon after much pick pocketing and robbing he got into the worst trouble ever.
11: When he was trying to rob the biggest bank in New York, he was almost out of the store until he tripped on a wire and all of the money fell out onto the floor. The security went crazy and he sprinted out of the bank as fast as he could.
13: He knew he was in the biggest trouble ever so he snuck onto a plane and flew to Austin, Texas and he lives there happily ever after.