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FC: In a valley By: Connor Brucker
1: by: Connor B.
2: Along time ago during the medieval era there was a valley. Now this wasn’t a normal valley this was a valley where the weather was the same as Boston.
3: So in this valley there was a castle, and in this castle there was a princess.
4: This princess needed a prince, so they could marry and they would be King and Queen. So she walked through her castle to see if she could find a person to marry.
5: First she walked to the library and found Chris the Geek. Then she went to the arena and found Anthony the Boxer. Then in the town she saw the guards taking some one away. The person’s name was Rino the crazy guy.
6: So she invited them all to her castle.
7: When they got there, she called all of them to her courtyard. When they arrived she made some mental-notes for all of them. “Anthony is so strong, but Chris is so smart, and Rino, well he’s just weird”. Then she said to them that they would have a contest to see who the best man for her to marry.
8: So the next day they had the fight, the first event.
9: At first there was no clear leader, but then Anthony slammed Chris in the face and he got knocked out.
10: So the Princess thought “Oh, Anthony must be the one”. Then 3 seconds later Rino bit Anthony’s foot and Anthony fainted, the princess then thought “well that’s a surprise, but he won’t win the next”.
11: The next day they had the second contest, jeopardy. At the end of the first round it was Chris 500, Anthony 300, and Rino 100. They all had just answered 100 point questions. By the time the 5th and last round came it was: Chris 1900, Anthony, Anthony 950, Rino 475.
12: After this, the princess said “to end this game here is the bonus”. The bonus was 1+1, Chris said one (he thought she had said 1*1), Anthony said swords (he never learned math), and Rino said 1 please (he thought she had said how many scoops of ice cream do you want (he has hearing problems)). So it happened to be that the bonus was to multiply your score by 4. So that meant it was a tie between Rino and Chris.
13: Anthony was told he lost so he swung his fist in the air, but instead of hitting air he hit Chris, which knocked him (he is really a huge wimp) and so Rino won.
14: All of them were astonished, and so the princess married him on Thursday and they became Queen and King.
15: Anthony became the Heavy Weight Boxer Champion, and Chris won the Noble prize.
16: So they all lived happily ever after. The moral of the story is don’t judge a book by its cover.
17: The End