BC: So, I hope you like the book I made for you. It only took me a month to make. Three hours a day because we all know i am not the most creative person out there. I love you more than you will ever know. I don't tell you enough but i hope you know this already. You made me the person I am today and i just want to thank you for everything you have done for me! I hope one day i can be the mom that you are. The older i get the more and more i realize how lucky i am to have a mommmaa like you. I honestly don't know what or who i would be today without you! Alright, Enough with the mushy stuff!! You better like my book it took a long time to make, if you dont just pretend you do! xoxo Teeny Weeny
FC: "The older I get the more of my Mother I see in myself."
1: Some Funny Mom Quotes: | I asked mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn't have paid for me. | My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-b*itch. | I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them. | The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found. | A mother is a person who seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie. | Mothers of teenagers know why animals eat their young. | My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it. | You don't really understand human nature unless you know why a child on a merry-go-round will wave at his parents every time around - and why his parents will always wave back.
2: Some Sappy Mom Quotes | God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers Who ran to help me when I fell, Or kissed the place to make it well? My mother Mother is the one we count on for the things that matter most of all There's nothing like a mama-hug All that I am, my mother made me A little girl, asked where her home was, replied, "where mother is"
3: The Next Couple Pages Are Poems I Made For You ALL By Myself .... | Turn the page
4: Alphabet (ABC) | Each line in the poetry begins with subsequent letters of alphabets. The poetry need not be rhythmic rather the flow of alphabet is given more importance | Amazing daughters Bologna and cheese sandwiches Cheesesteaks from Cubby's Don't roll your eyes or they will get stuck like that Eat what's for dinner or don't eat at all Funky hair phases (me gelling my bangs back) Get your asses up and go to school Help me clean this house! I didn't do it mom, it was Kim Jess collected dryer lint (weird) Kim was evil Listen to what you're told Mom we missed the bus | Nobody's going out until the dishes are done Open and hide bad report cards before mom sees them Polish ppl r smartr then u fink Quiet! I'm watching a movie! Right is left and left is right, according to mom Stop fighting Terry Berry Kicks U r in trouble I am telling your father Very sorry, don't tell dad Water filled vodka bottles Xtra credit, NO way Your grounded go to your room Zero chance of going out if you didn't go to school
5: Limerick: It's a poetry of 5 lines. The last word of the first, second and the fifth line rhyme, and the last word of third and fourth line rhyme. This way the poetry goes | My mom's a cool chick, She'd be my pick. We have lots of fun, She is my number one. Boy, I miss her when I am sick.
6: Color Poems: In this type of poem, you choose a color and relate that color to different types of events and characters. | My mom is the color of blue.Blue is the color of the ocean which my mom loves to go to | My mom is the color of green.Green is the color of the veggies that my mom used to make me eat | My mom is the color of red.Red is the color of love thats in every hug
7: Cinquain: Cinquains are composed of 5 lines. Each successive line has more words than the previous one. The last line again has fewer words, generally re-establishing the concept given by the first line. The first line is a noun or subject of the poem. The lines that follow describe it. | Mom Pretty, funny Working, Cleaning, Screaming Singing, dancing, laughing, sharing My one and only best friend MOMMA
8: Here are a few songs that remind me of you... | Turn the page
9: Jack Johnson: Banana Pancaked | Well, can't you see that it's just raining? There ain't no need to go outside But baby, you hardly even notice When I try to show you This song is meant to keep ya From doing what you're supposed to | Ain't no need, ain't no need Rain all day, I really Really, really don't mind Can't you see, can't you see? You gotta wake up slow
10: Bill Withers: Lean on me | Sometimes in our lives We all have pain, we all have sorrow But if we are wise We know that there's always tomorrow | Please, swallow your pride If I have things you need to borrow For no one can fill those of your needs That you won't let show You just call on me, brother, when you need a hand We all need somebody to lean on I just might have a problem that you'll understand We all need somebody to lean on
11: You don't know how you met me You don't know why You can't turn around and say goodbye All you know is when I'm with you I make you free And swim through your veins like a fish in the sea | Follow me everything is alright I'll be the one to tuck you in at night And if you Want to leave I can guarantee You won't find nobody else like me | UNCLE KRACKER: FOLLOW ME