S: Welcome to WageLand
FC: My Brain Is WageLand
1: WageLand is the place of dreams and miracles and drama. Like everything in life, WageLand is a balance between the really, really good, and the disgustingly bad, and every shade of grey in between. The Lands are an eclectic combination of forests, grassy plains, streams and lakes, mountains, valleys, and deserts. And eclectic Lands demand eclectic peoples. Every type of city you can think of exists; there are war cities, peace cities, hunter societies, greedy villages, tribes of all women or men, and even some cities of sentient beasts. There is even a record of a village to the east where the people can live out any day of their life at any time they wish. They are not bound by linear time or chronological order. The shape of WageLand changes depending on the ruler. Currently, WageLand is shaped like a tear drop, with a tiny northern side and a bulbous southern side. WageLand Castle is at the center of the southern half of the Lands. The most important thing to remember about WageLand and its peoples: anything is possible.
2: “You have to defy Reality herself, and that Reality, boy she is one saucy bird. I went out with her a couple times. I took her to a couple of ice-cream so-kills. I never really believed in her thoughtthere’s some advice for you, don’t go a’courtin’ any body whose very existence you question.” -–Ask A Ninja
3: Reality is relative, silly, insolent, carbon-based lifeforms... | I Am Your God | I Own Your Mind | I Own Your Soul
4: “In an infinite universe where reality is interpreted through our continuously fluctuating perception, proving absolute, definitive proof of anything becomes a little more than speculation based on random data.” - Timmy Turner, Fairly Odd Parents
5: Reality is irrelevent. | Reality | Reality | Reality | Mind Control | Mind Altering | Mind Warp
6: The | Bow down, insolent carbon-based lifeforms! | "He was the Supreme Creator of the Universe Cheese and The They of all Earth."
7: The | They | "And The They did descend upon the people of the planet Earth in the Universe Cheese in an angelic downpour of angry vengeance. And it was good. He did so decree that Humans would worship Him, and that He, along with his consort K4rm4 and K4rm4's son Irony, would rule the Universe Cheese. And it was even better."
8: Broken | Pain | Power | Innocence | Five | Shattered | Pieces | Spirit | Knowledge | Conscious | Split | Love | Hope | Aspect | Life | Wings | Yin | Yang | Extreme | Dark | Death | Multiple | Light | Self | Belief | Pictures | Beauty | Now | Here | Mind | Crazy
9: Leirda Wagel Angel Michael
10: My Family!
15: Demagogues of The They have this uncanny ability to wake up in strange places with painful headaches... ...clothing opitonal. | Dark | Unimpressed | Unimpressed | Unimpressed | Goofy | Ecstatic | Unimpressed | Anxious
16: The Many Faces of Me