FC: cornelius by skyler skyler | cornelius
1: I am Cornelius the Cuttlefish. I live in the French Mediterranean Sea. I do most things, like running, hiding and eating, with my friends. I haven’t a clue of anything to do besides that. I’m having a midlife crisis, last week I turned one. My life is already half over, and I haven’t done anything but eat, run, and hide.
2: My daily agenda consists of running from sharks and seals and maybe hiding from those hungry predators. Usually we go into the feeding frenzy with, say, 12 cuttles, and come out of the frenzy with like 10 cuttles left. Sometimes at the feeding grounds the bigger cuttlefish eat us smaller ones. My life is boring and I have a great chance of getting killed doing just about anything. I’m a good problem solving animal. My solution; I’m going to Britain.
3: I told my friends about my solution, and as a result my friends tried to eat me. If that wasn’t bad enough, during the chase a seal joined in. As we dashed through the feeding grounds the seal, hardly breaking a sweat, started picking targets. It eyed the cuttle at the end of the pack and swerved in. I couldn’t watch. If that wasn’t bad enough a pack of sharks joined in the chase. The good thing was I had a commanding lead. My friends were stuck in a shark related mosh pit. I had a decision to make, die with my friends or be on my way to a British vacation.
4: Guess what I chose? I will give you a Bloody hint. I am still alive. I am in a beautiful bay in Britain where there is no cannibalism, and I live in one the most crime free neighborhoods in the bay. The feeding grounds are plentiful and no seals or sharks are waiting to ambush me. The thought keeps crossing my mind. Should I have died with my friends or run away? Right now I can’t think of a reason to have stayed. I am in paradise, and I don’t want go back.
5: About "The Dog" | Skyler is a sixth grade school boy. He is in accelrated math. His favorite color is hot pink. He is awesome. That is all that I need mention of this super cool dude.