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FC: The Furshnogle Monster
1: One day, in the land of Waam, there was a boy named Tiny Tim. Today, he had to unclog a toilet.
2: As Tim approached the toilet with his plunger named Chester, a Furshnogle Monster popped out of the toilet.
3: All the ladies loved Tim. They asked if he could stay, but he said no. | Tiny Tim ran away. But, he ran so fast that without looking, he ran into the ladies bathroom.
4: Tiny Tim had no Idea what to do, so he played a game of checkers with the Furshnogle monster until he could come up with an idea.
5: After a couple of games, Chester whispered to Tim, "Hey, use me to plunge of the dirt from his face. Everyone knows Furshnogle Monsters can't live without their dirt.
6: Tiny Tim leaped up and plunged the dirt from the Furshnogle monster.
7: The Furshnogle monster ran back to the toilet to escape and yelled, "I'll be back Tiny Tim!"
8: "That was a close one!" said Tim. "You can say that again!" said Chester. "That again." replied Tim
9: So what's the moral of the story? Never unclog a toilet without professional help. For help, call 1-555-555-5555