Dec 2012: DECEMBER
Dec 2012: Forget being good all year. I'll just buy my own presents.
Nov 2012: NOVEMBER
Nov 2012: "Grandparents are there to help the child get into mischief they haven't thought of yet."
Oct 2012: OCTOBER
Oct 2012: Fishing is good, drink a beer. Fishing is bad, drink a beer. Forgot your sunscreen, drink a few beers.
Sep 2012: SEPTEMBER
Sep 2012: "Dear Lord, please keep your arm on my shoulder and your hand over my mouth, Amen!"
Aug 2012: AUGUST
Aug 2012: Good-bye tension. Hello pension.
Jul 2012: JULY
Jul 2012: Dad, a son's first hero, a daughter's first love.
Jun 2012: Run like you stole something.
May 2012: MAY
May 2012: "At what point did that look like a good idea?"
Apr 2012: APRIL
Apr 2012: The only way this could get any better is if I were twins.
Mar 2012: MARCH
Mar 2012: I wouldn't be so spoiled if someone would spank Daddy.
Feb 2012: February
Feb 2012: After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."
Jan 2012: January
Jan 2012: "A pair of shoes can change your life." -Cinderella
FC: Family: Where life begins and happiness never ends.